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Theodoriph
Regular
Here's the setup for my story.
I am at war with the Sarranids and the Rhodoks and decided, as Marshal, that I would summon my vassal (yes...just one) and go take a castle!
I am at war with the Sarranids and the Rhodoks and decided, as Marshal, that I would summon my vassal (yes...just one) and go take a castle!
But my enemies had caught wind of my plans...
Valerius: Wow.
Lord Irya: Oh ****. Cya.
Valerius: What? I thought you were fond of me.
Lord Irya: Not that fond. I have a family you know.
Valerius: Bros before hos Irya. Where's your honour?
Lord Irya: Alive and kicking and I intend for it to stay that way.
Valerius: Wow.
Lord Irya: Oh ****. Cya.
Valerius: What? I thought you were fond of me.
Lord Irya: Not that fond. I have a family you know.
Valerius: Bros before hos Irya. Where's your honour?
Lord Irya: Alive and kicking and I intend for it to stay that way.
Undaunted....I rush to my stronghold to order my troops to sally forth and engage the Rhodok horde
Victory!
Valerius: ****....there's still one group left...and he's heading for Buvran! We must stop them....
Victory!
Valerius: ****....there's still one group left...and he's heading for Buvran! We must stop them....
Rhodok Sergeant: No!
Valerius: What do you mean, "No!" You don't want to save those Rhodok villagers.
Rhodok Sergeant: No. We've just had about enough of your aggressive tactics!
Valerius: Aggressive tactics? You mean like defending the poor Rhodok souls who live in my villages from raids conducted by a horde of Rhodok lords.
Rhodok Sergeant: Yes. You can't just do that. It`s wrong and immoral. You've gone too far this time. Defeating a few lords earlier was fine, but defending Buvran has put us over the edge. I`m warning you...if you don`t tone it down....the situation might boil over. The men are furious. They may start deserting your army and garrisons.
Valerius: I....I don't understand. There are innocent villagers that are going to die. How is it bad if I save them...
Rhodok Sergeant: It just is.
Valerius: How can you be so heartless...I took you from that village...trained you, gave you a better life. Buvran is devoted to me. I'm their lord. I'm supposed to protect them...
Rhodok Sergeant: Not from Rhodoks. We joined you because you protected our village from bandits, trained our men and gave us cattle. We didn't join you so you could perpetuate the genocide of the Rhodokian race.
Valerius: What....they declared war on me....nevermind, I don't care enough. I'll herd them out of the area.
Rhodok Sergeant: I'm glad we could reach this non-violent solution.
Valerius: Non-violent? You're telling me about non-violent. I offered them a truce. But King Graveth and his lords wish to retake former Rhodok lands such as Ibdeles castle. I own Jelkala and Veluca...and they want to retake Ibdeles castle....why the hell would you defend a king and lords who are so bat**** crazy...
Rhodok Sergeant: Let me spell it out for you. R-H-O-D-O-K.
Valerius: What do you mean, "No!" You don't want to save those Rhodok villagers.
Rhodok Sergeant: No. We've just had about enough of your aggressive tactics!
Valerius: Aggressive tactics? You mean like defending the poor Rhodok souls who live in my villages from raids conducted by a horde of Rhodok lords.
Rhodok Sergeant: Yes. You can't just do that. It`s wrong and immoral. You've gone too far this time. Defeating a few lords earlier was fine, but defending Buvran has put us over the edge. I`m warning you...if you don`t tone it down....the situation might boil over. The men are furious. They may start deserting your army and garrisons.
Valerius: I....I don't understand. There are innocent villagers that are going to die. How is it bad if I save them...
Rhodok Sergeant: It just is.
Valerius: How can you be so heartless...I took you from that village...trained you, gave you a better life. Buvran is devoted to me. I'm their lord. I'm supposed to protect them...
Rhodok Sergeant: Not from Rhodoks. We joined you because you protected our village from bandits, trained our men and gave us cattle. We didn't join you so you could perpetuate the genocide of the Rhodokian race.
Valerius: What....they declared war on me....nevermind, I don't care enough. I'll herd them out of the area.
Rhodok Sergeant: I'm glad we could reach this non-violent solution.
Valerius: Non-violent? You're telling me about non-violent. I offered them a truce. But King Graveth and his lords wish to retake former Rhodok lands such as Ibdeles castle. I own Jelkala and Veluca...and they want to retake Ibdeles castle....why the hell would you defend a king and lords who are so bat**** crazy...
Rhodok Sergeant: Let me spell it out for you. R-H-O-D-O-K.
Lord Irya: I believe I may have a solution
Valerius: You're kidding me...
Lord Irya: Now we're even.
Valerius: Even....in what way are we even?
Lord Irya: You won one battle. I won one battle. 1 = 1. We're even.
Valerius: ...
Lord Irya: That campaign was fun. I'm going home to rest at Ibdeles castle. The bed there is really really comfy. We should do this more often. Goodbye friend.
Valerius: ... (murmurs) I wish I could indict him for being an asshat.
Valerius: You're kidding me...
Lord Irya: Now we're even.
Valerius: Even....in what way are we even?
Lord Irya: You won one battle. I won one battle. 1 = 1. We're even.
Valerius: ...
Lord Irya: That campaign was fun. I'm going home to rest at Ibdeles castle. The bed there is really really comfy. We should do this more often. Goodbye friend.
Valerius: ... (murmurs) I wish I could indict him for being an asshat.
Theodoriph 说:Here's the setup for my story.
I am at war with the Sarranids and the Rhodoks and decided, as Marshal, that I would summon my vassal (yes...just one) and go take a castle!
But my enemies had caught wind of my plans...
Valerius: Wow.
Lord Irya: Oh ****. Cya.
Valerius: What? I thought you were fond of me.
Lord Irya: Not that fond. I have a family you know.
Valerius: Bros before hos Irya. Where's your honour?
Lord Irya: Alive and kicking and I intend for it to stay that way.
Undaunted....I rush to my stronghold to order my troops to sally forth and engage the Rhodok horde
Victory!
Valerius: ****....there's still one group left...and he's heading for Buvran! We must stop them....
Rhodok Sergeant: No!
Valerius: What do you mean, "No!" You don't want to save those Rhodok villagers.
Rhodok Sergeant: No. We've just had about enough of your aggressive tactics!
Valerius: Aggressive tactics? You mean like defending the poor Rhodok souls who live in my villages from raids conducted by a horde of Rhodok lords.
Rhodok Sergeant: Yes. You can't just do that. It`s wrong and immoral. You've gone too far this time. Defeating a few lords earlier was fine, but defending Buvran has put us over the edge. I`m warning you...if you don`t tone it down....the situation might boil over. The men are furious. They may start deserting your army and garrisons.
Valerius: I....I don't understand. There are innocent villagers that are going to die. How is it bad if I save them...
Rhodok Sergeant: It just is.
Valerius: How can you be so heartless...I took you from that village...trained you, gave you a better life. Buvran is devoted to me. I'm their lord. I'm supposed to protect them...
Rhodok Sergeant: Not from Rhodoks. We joined you because you protected our village from bandits, trained our men and gave us cattle. We didn't join you so you could perpetuate the genocide of the Rhodokian race.
Valerius: What....they declared war on me....nevermind, I don't care enough. I'll herd them out of the area.
Rhodok Sergeant: I'm glad we could reach this non-violent solution.
Valerius: Non-violent? You're telling me about non-violent. I offered them a truce. But King Graveth and his lords wish to retake former Rhodok lands such as Ibdeles castle. I own Jelkala and Veluca...and they want to retake Ibdeles castle....why the hell would you defend a king and lords who are so bat**** crazy...
Rhodok Sergeant: Let me spell it out for you. R-H-O-D-O-K.
Lord Irya: I believe I may have a solution
Valerius: You're kidding me...
Lord Irya: Now we're even.
Valerius: Even....in what way are we even?
Lord Irya: You won one battle. I won one battle. 1 = 1. We're even.
Valerius: ...
Lord Irya: That campaign was fun. I'm going home to rest at Ibdeles castle. The bed there is really really comfy. We should do this more often. Goodbye friend.
Valerius: ... (murmurs) I wish I could indict him for being an asshat.
That is an amazing story.
I've seen Sarranid armies with too many mamelukes before, but never to this extent; just over a quarter of this party are mamelukes:
Charles du Lac
Sergeant at Arms
Yeah, it is a different mod, but still, these horses are better trained than Lipizzaner's
daemon1129
Recruit
My Templar Knights Raining death.
Kinda hard to see here, but they were throwing and shooting non stop, and killed 1xx before the siege tower reached the walls
Kinda hard to see here, but they were throwing and shooting non stop, and killed 1xx before the siege tower reached the walls
Hughes
Sergeant
Just plunked down 20 grand for a lordly nordic warlord's helmet for Deshavi when this happened. Damn those taiga bandits are good... right through the $#@&*! eye-hole. I wonder what the shot difficulty on that one was.
Then there's this javelin shot... I don't know who's more upset about this, me or my wife, Lady Nelda. I guess there won't be heirs to my kingdom any time soon.
Then there's this javelin shot... I don't know who's more upset about this, me or my wife, Lady Nelda. I guess there won't be heirs to my kingdom any time soon.
Wira
Regular
ok, here's my 2 cent:
lets just take it from my first to my last
I just was epic when i started out
Vaegir skirmishers . . . elite
I wanna touch the moon!
Backstabbing the pesky Rhodoks
Living mail armor
(I just look like a Mameluke . . .)
I STILL pwn Rhodoks (no offense . . .)
I haven't got any money for F***'s sake
I always love flanking Rhodoks
Poor lord . . . wish i could help (59 vs I dunno, 800?)
It's unicorn! With a spear in it's eye . . .
You Rhodoks want MORE!?
The story of me(Lord Agelmar) and King Ragnar in a Tournament
The completely unorganised Rhodok Swarm technique! (or is it just the AI?)
Farmer never even had a chance, NORDS FTW
lets just take it from my first to my last
I just was epic when i started out
Vaegir skirmishers . . . elite
I wanna touch the moon!
Backstabbing the pesky Rhodoks
Living mail armor
I STILL pwn Rhodoks (no offense . . .)
I haven't got any money for F***'s sake
I always love flanking Rhodoks
Poor lord . . . wish i could help (59 vs I dunno, 800?)
It's unicorn! With a spear in it's eye . . .
You Rhodoks want MORE!?
The story of me(Lord Agelmar) and King Ragnar in a Tournament
The completely unorganised Rhodok Swarm technique! (or is it just the AI?)
Farmer never even had a chance, NORDS FTW
tyrannicide
Knight
We just lost our castle assault...
We are not amused (look at the troop numbers).
We are not amused (look at the troop numbers).
