Scientists and philosophers with superpowers?

[Ingolifs]

Here's a neat little task. Think of a well known scientist or philosopher, and try to figure out what his superpower would be if he was a superhero.

I'll start.

Newton: ability to control gravity.

 

[Hardclyff]

Nobel: ability to make his head explode.

 

[Worbah]

Einstein: Bullet Time

 

[Can O Soup]

Einstein: Infinite Youth
Edison: Control of electrons
DesCartes(sp?): Ability to make people non-existant.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Pavlov: Make people piss on the sound of a whistle
Stephen Hawking: Kill people by making their hearts resonate with his voice syntentisator

 

[Nairagorn]

Teslas would be obvious

DesCartes(sp?): Ability to make people non-existant

Haa ha!

 

[Raz]

'the guy taht invented the lamp' -> electrocution

 

[Instag0]

Armagan: ability to fabricate invisible pants.

 

[Kelpo]

Berkeley: Silent felling of trees

 

[captain_bloodloss]

TV Inventory-Ability to make groups of people into crappy sitcoms

 

[Hardclyff]

Rentgen: ability to see through walls
Schroedinger: an undead cat on his command

 

[okiN]

Socrates: Logic.

Yes, it's a ****ing superpower.

 

[Hardclyff]

What, to bore his enemies to death?

 

[Can O Soup]

No, it's for not being a moron.

Edison invented the incandescent lightrbulb, or "lamp".

 

[Nairagorn]

Well, he patented it first anyway

 

[Laurence of Arabia]

Hippocrates - The abilty to kill anyone at any time, breaking his oath.

 

[Worbah]

Socrates: Logic.

Yes, it's a ****ing superpower.

And it's a ****ing rare one. But back on topic, I love salmon.

 

[Ingolifs]

Heisenberg: ability to be anywhere at once, due to his uncertainty rule.

 

[Laurence of Arabia]

Excellent stuff Worbah, thankyou for sharing that vital piece of information with us.

 

[Can O Soup]

Now we know how to kill the drunken beast! Poison the salmon.