say cheese

[MrMundy]

Hans, Günther and Fritz can confirm that.

 

[rebelknight]

Stalingrad was ****.

well, it was a horrible battle.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

It was indeed. The film is quite good too, especially the ending.

 

[Captured Joe]

Yes, one of the better WW2 films.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

If you're a neo-nazi, maybe. If you're a normal person it is one of the slowest, most boring, plodding, lifeless, cardboard, POV-less, dry and unentertaining movies ever made. In its attemp to be neutral, it wound up with no character or personality whatsoever. What little plot there is is boring and predictable. There are no characters. It was just awful all around. Like, American war movie awful. It's German Enemy at the Gates.

If you want to see a movie set on the eastern front, watch Ivan's Childhood or Come and See. They pack the wallop such a movie needs.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Docm30 has a terrible opinion rich with hyperbole. He needs to learn how to appreciate filmmaking more.

 

[Bluehawk]

Ivan's Childhood is a jumbled mess of visual poems with no plot or characters.

Mirror is a much better Tarkovskiy WW2 film.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I never meant to imply Ivan's Childhood was coherent, but it's damned interesting. I still recommend Come and See, though. It's probably the most upsetting and hard to watch movie ever made.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Not it's not, but it's pretty close!

The Ascent is also a great war film!

 

[Bluehawk]

The joke was that Mirror is his most impenetrable and personal film and only features WW2 at all in vignettes.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

A real side-splitter.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Surely you can't honestly throw out such hyperbole? Clearly you have issues, but hyperbole is still really silly.

 

[Ambalon]

If you're a neo-nazi, maybe. If you're a normal person it is one of the slowest, most boring, plodding, lifeless, cardboard, POV-less, dry and unentertaining movies ever made. In its attemp to be neutral, it wound up with no character or personality whatsoever.

Wait, so is the movie neutral and thus **** or is it not neutral because it appeals to neo-nazis? Most wrong again.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

The only people who would argue for neutrality in a movie about nazis are neo-nazis. Anyone else would argue that the nazis were bad.

 

[ColonicAcid]

Basically anyone who doesn't agree with me is a neo nazi.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Finally something we agree about.

 

[Ambalon]

The only people who would argue for neutrality in a movie about nazis are neo-nazis. Anyone else would argue that the nazis were bad.

but if nazis are bad wouldn't a neutral movie show them as bad?

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

No.

 

[Ambalon]

Maybe.

 

[Vraelomon]

nazis are bad

Here is the flaw in your argument.