Oh, if you want to see what I look like, just imagine the most beautiful thing in this world... No really, think about it. Think about how it just makes you feel all warm inside and how it just seems to radiate with all it's wonderful glory. I look exactly the opposite of that. As soon as I get my dirty little hands on a camera, you will regret your request.
Also, I don't spam. I make informative, deliberate responses that people love to... **** it is all spam. Dammit all.
(You just had to edit your post before I could make some smart ass remarks didn't you?)
[soon there will be something horrible here]