The salt mine is, like, totally *Magical*.
First, it's like "Omg theres land, I'm like, freaking out!". Then it's like "OMG! TEH WATA JUST APPAREDDD OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS IS THE WORK OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! REPENT! REPENNNTT!!". And then i'm like "Dude, I shouldn't post on the taleworlds.com forums at 3 in the morning, after renacting how my DSC clips would look like if they had a chance of existing".
But that's a story for another day.