Steam Name: KoA John
Do you have a mic? Yes
Would you be interested in being a captain? Maybe
Do you have prior team tournament experience?: Yes
Are you available on weekends and weekday nights? Yes
Do you pledge yourself to Rat Royal Family?
I swear fealty to King Roberta, lord of the seven sewers, third of his name, the most pungent lord, master of cheese. ALL HAIL.
The rain patters on the roof and a scratching upon your door startles you from your thoughts, puzzled by this you walk over and open the door only to see before you a large rat standing at about half your height. The rat gleams with the wetness and stench of the sewer. "What do you want?" you ask. It reaches into the satchel strapped across its torso and picks out a scroll from the many others inside. It holds out the rolled paper in its long pink paw which more closely resembles a claw. The creature says nothing, only staring at you with its blank black eyes. You reach out and take the scroll and a grin appears upon the rat's face before it scurries away into the dark alleyway. Looking down at the scroll, you can see it is sealed with purple wax and it is imprinted with what looks like a large rat paw. You break it open and unravel the paper. The writing is terrible, obviously written in "Rat Scratch".
"You are invited to a royal tournament hosted by our most Pungent Lord; King Roberta. Should you accept this invitation to fight in our arena and you do in fact win, you will be rewarded with unimaginably fetid prizes covered in the deadliest poisons and diseases we can concoct in our humble abode."
We shall see you very soon...