Round the World!! - Diplomacy/Conquest game - Pre-Thread

[vadermath]

Nothing. The game is over.

 

[FrisianDude]

Spearheads? Americans? You were late to the party, damn you! I spearheaded this totally just war to relieve Honduras from it's bloating and corrupted government. It was meeeee.

 

[Austupaio]

Austuralia.

Austupaio

My first action as Grand Kaiser Khan of New Austrulon.. Hm..

Today the Grand Kaiser Khan of New Austulon, Austupaio, announced the great Kaisership and Khanate of Austrulon was declaring war on President *****es, he declared President *****es abused his power as President of the greatest, most patriotic country in the world, and therefore must die. For great justice!

Along with this announcement, he founded the K.A.N.G., the Kangaroo Austrulonian National Guard. This organization will be composed of the finest young Kangaroo volunteers, taught by a number of Kung Fu Artists and Masters all by the name of Kang, hand-picked by the Kaiser Khan!

In one weeks time, the K.A.N.G. will destroy President *****es! In seven days Australi-Ahem! Austrulon will show everyone that were not just a bunch of damned prisoners!

 

[radicalhit]

Great Honourable Dictator Radicalhit Declares war on Antartica with his bear cavalry and savagely punishes 6 million WoW gamers to death by gas.

 

[Austupaio]

Austrulon ignores nukes, and sends a strike force of the K.A.N.G. to intercept the horrible, baby-eating bear cavalry infidels!

 

[jasonxfri13th]

North Korea
jasonxfri13th

My first action is to liberate south Korea.

 

[Jadow]

this game is an

 

[QuailLover]

I will only sign up if I know what the heck the rules are.

 

[vadermath]

Correct. But you people spamming the hell out of the thread would also be nice.

 

[jasonxfri13th]

North Korea proposes a resolution to commend Vadermath for insulting us.

And yes, I am now in the UN.

 

[radicalhit]

Afghanistan increases it's whining by 80% on the rest of the infidels about how they're all doing it wrong.

 

[vadermath]

*sigh*

A joke is good only while it isn't too much elaborated upon. It gets stupid, then annoying over time.

So please, stop, and wait for/if Sushiman decides to actually set up the game. If not, then let the thread rest.

 

[Yeomann]

this game is an

Your grammar is "an Epic Fail".

 

[Orion]

I fail to see the point in criticizing the grammar in an internet meme, Yeomann.

Oh, and if Sushi gets back I'll claim...

Israel

Orion

... because Israel gets a lot of awesome support from the United States. Go team.

 

[vadermath]

The thing is, Merc is the president of the USA. If anything, she'll cut your balls off.

 

[captain lust]

Your grammar is "an Epic Fail".

The full stop should be before the quotation mark.

 

[FrisianDude]

Dunno about that. Both seem right, but I prefer the full stop behind the quotation marks, because you're not quoting the stop.

 

[Sparkyninja]

Republic of Ireland

Sparkyninja

Hell I'll sign up even though I don't know the rules.

 

[Orion]

The thing is, Merc is the president of the USA. If anything, she'll cut your balls off.

President *****es would never do such a thing! Not if I fully support all of the President's wars and such and feed the President valuable information gathered by the Mossad.

The U.S. needs a stable ally in the Middle East.

 

[Rujasu]

(Note to self: Crush Israel)