I have two problems currently with my lovely wife, Svana. She may be unfaithful and she's definitely a witch.
Following my heroic freeing of her and our home from enemy occupation, I brought her into my party. As soon as we got in a battle, she was nowhere to be found. In fact, she had teleported half way across the continent to Armytas or however you spell it, and was hanging there for days with the guy who owns it. I rode down there with the righteous fury only a scorned husband supported by 75 of his best friends can generate, only to find she had used one of her portals to zap herself back to our home castle as soon as it was reclaimed and returned to us.
Some say her alleged unfaithfulness may have been generated by our temporary homelessness, or by the fact that I took all the good soldiers out of the garrison immediately prior to a siege but left her to deal with a 650 vs 55 battle, in which she and our home were captured, but these gas lighters are just trying to redirect away from the truth: I'm the real victim here.
Following my heroic freeing of her and our home from enemy occupation, I brought her into my party. As soon as we got in a battle, she was nowhere to be found. In fact, she had teleported half way across the continent to Armytas or however you spell it, and was hanging there for days with the guy who owns it. I rode down there with the righteous fury only a scorned husband supported by 75 of his best friends can generate, only to find she had used one of her portals to zap herself back to our home castle as soon as it was reclaimed and returned to us.
Some say her alleged unfaithfulness may have been generated by our temporary homelessness, or by the fact that I took all the good soldiers out of the garrison immediately prior to a siege but left her to deal with a 650 vs 55 battle, in which she and our home were captured, but these gas lighters are just trying to redirect away from the truth: I'm the real victim here.
