"Re-touch" the member's recent words above you!

[Yeyinde]

[quote author=Nightblade+--]
No, not when I like it too much. Quite simple really, Cunning Polish (Jew) Is an alcoholic but it won't want to ruin Core muscles.
[/quote]

25 words, and anti-semitism.

 

[Vovolov]

[quote author=Maximilian]Testicular manslaughter is quite an anus, but I thought: Yay for inbreeding! The horse too? What the ****? You're brilliant man![/quote]

Weird one... 

 

[Yeyinde]

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

I lol'ed.

 

[Cymro]

Great stuff so far! Note, I've added another rule where you should think up a caption to what that peson was "saying" like Nightblade+-- did.

Maximillian explains why he used his dad's arm to mop up a spillage, whilst on heavy medication.

I use the huuuge motherhubbin' bicep, that was what would dissolve on cocio chocolate milk. Their arms/hands thought that he misunderstood this really, from my fathers shield and surcoat.

[quote author=Cymro]See me in: "Funny Welsh Rap"! Doesn't affect your appreciation for it. No, no, no.

[/quote]  Nice one

 

[Swordmaster]

Aw, man, didn't your parents say you shouldn't recieve anything from strangers?

[quote author=Cymro]Guess who's got a new shovel then? I'm not entirely sure who gave me mine, but it was interesting. Very interesting indeed.[/quote]

 

[Cleaning agent]

quote]Didn't your parents buy my second guitar a because Lara Croft is very impressive.

 

[James]

[quote author=CleaningAgent]Damn you look under his bedsheets and nothing's changed, *****, because everything has actually done got a picture of moderate inbreeding reserved for Naridill.[/quote]

 

[Oubliette]

I don't want to know what James gets up to in his spare time:
[quote author=James]Good, good. You may want to move south and get rid of the saddle. That’s right, it is indeed a muscle - my one easy place.[/quote]

 

[Cymro]

Minty smells make you stop drinking, especially on certain fibres.
[quote author=Oubliette]The current Native smell of mint... the feeling that it feels minty calls for another absence of an drink on your link relevant threads[/quote]

 

[Cleaning agent]

Needing that much minty smells make the english mop up a spillage for someone who has nothing to see me in under school age.

Sounds vaguely dirty if you somehow make seeing someone under school age being seen in something combine with an english person mopping up a spillage to create a very elaborate fetish. (Almost as weird as Japanese porn right there!)

 

[Simo]

Cleaning Agent has an interesting sex life..
[quote author=Cleaning Agent]
That penis size got boring after the fruit fly. Anyone got a 20,000 Km long penis? Polar bears are very complicated in sex life. Is the rabbit alone or raving mad?
[/quote]

 

[Cleaning agent]

An interesting sex press test, always just beautiful. The dirty way to live is an alcoholic beaver. The wimmins reminds me of an old lady!

 

[Simo]

An interesting sex press test, always just beautiful. The dirty way to live is an alcoholic beaver. The wimmins reminds me of an old lady!

i quess we're even now.

 

[Ativan]

Simo comments on his relationship with Cymro:

[quote author=Simo]I haven't tried doing Cymro (not on the back). Ok, he looks like my avatar and I don't want to see an interesting sex trick.[/quote]


Edit: added description.

 

[Yeyinde]

Ativan is speaking in tongues:
[quote author=Ativan]Öncelikle RAM'inizin bir neden yokken Bu hata ortaya çıkacak olmasının bir düşürerek de dene. Uyuşturucu madde etkisindeyken olmadı sağ üst.[/quote]

Not meant to be racist or anything, I just don't understand it, and thought that I would make something new and different.

 

[leprechaun]

"I just netted the Lamb, he ripped me apart. Two at the same time - ****! I've always wanted crap on my point. And the pictures of my hot cow are ****ing awesome, people drop their **** and their yucky green water in excruciating pain when they give it away to the rounded tip."

 

[Nightblade+--]

This was not easy...

bobsters34 is speaking to his friends about the "noobs" while having some chunky soup, but gags on the word "strike"...
[quote author=bobsters34]
They find everything "Mount&Blade" is still unstable! We are getting on a straw!
[/quote]
... his friends give each other puzzeled looks, "...on a straw?"


bobsters34 is telling his puppy (while high) the lengths he will go to to get free crack from his dealer...
[quote author=bobsters34]
...chewing on an ass (a few requirements) then... score! Crack! And I got that smile...
[/quote]
... the puppy is speechless.


Pretending to be on the battlefield with his troops, EasyCo506 tries to be motivational through his righteousness...
[quote author=EasyCo506]
Rebel when you are crazy! Smile until he gains the Dark Age! Have the Cross!
[/quote]
... the A.I. allows the NPC's to feel the pain of boredom.


Voutare is in a bar on Manaan talking (while drunk) to a Selkath zoo keeper about his gizka problem...
[quote author=Voutare]
I have a... kind of "specimen", three hundred, and with everything...? But they re-spawn endlessly!
[/quote]
He slumps his head and orders another Corellian ale...


Voden explaining waveringly to a barmaid why his ass looks like that of a donkey's...
[quote author=Voden]
I got this ass off a laughing Norse God which, probably, just meant to be innocent.
[/quote]
... the barmaid backsteps in polite haste.


In the middle of a tropical night storm, Swordmaster and his friend are discussing whether to throw the life-line to his friend's parents, or his guitar...
[quote author=Swordmaster]
Which of them is the best? Your parents? Say, my second guitar? But I'm confused...
[/quote]
Then Swordmaster realises, without the parents, they will have no money to buy another guitar.


Cleaning Agent is looking through a pet fish shop for a "companion" for his minnow - he spots a guppy...
[quote author=Cleaning Agent]
I think he's exactly what I love. "The Way", "Path of Radiance". Problem is - hybridity.
[/quote]
... yes, love has won - he buys the guppy.


James's friends have thrown him his annual cannibal celebration with live prey...
[quote author=James]
Aw shucks. You party 'cause it (testicular manslaughter) is my middle name! Poor Russian bastard...
[/quote]
... the shaking man is approached by a crowd of dull spoons.


Oubliette is discussing his siege of Thir with his sergents, wondering if the enemy lord really has a dragon...
[quote author=Oubliette]
Maybe he has...too late! Fire the Great Sultana! You entered it! To the mountains!
[/quote]
The Great Sultana misses his target and Oubliette and his forces must flee - one Sultana less.


First mate Ativan is trying to understand the sun maddened mind of his pirate master Captain Biggins as they are surrounded by the Royal Navy...
[quote author=Ativan]
A naval attack floats your boat? His relationship with the aforementioned darkness uses her ass?
[/quote]
There is not a crew member on board who is not going "WTF!?"


While busy being a tourist in Thailand, Leprechaun meets a tailor at a bar who claims to sell real fur underwear...
[quote author=Leprechaun]
Thick fur? Really? ****ing awesome! People actually understand a... my Irish ancestry?
[/quote]
One more shot of whiskey converts him and soon he is wearing the garb of his great ancestors - and nothing else - in the street - amid shrieks and cries of fear - and disgust.

 

[leprechaun]

You were only supposed to rewrite my posts, I thought - just as well that one was the funniest. 


"Three horsies was a new experience; it was not easy to get them in my ass. It was still pretty fun though. The bed was wrecked."

 

[Nightblade+--]

"Three horsies was a new experience; it was not easy to get them in my ass. It was still pretty fun though. The bed was wrecked."

That one deserves a medal! One of the best Leprechaun!

 

[leprechaun]

I thought my other one was better