After a long time: a new story!
Story V
It all started on that day when Mount & Musket got reviewed in some weird Scandinavian(?) magazine....
All players knew this would mean a lot of new players, but they didn't know if that was a good or a bad thing...
Some of us players knew, and with the 30 of us we would make our way to the narrow pass of Musketpylae to hold the thousands of new players there... It was the break of dawn and King WanWanidas gave us a nice speech about the cafetaria halls in hell, where we would dine. Didn't really know what he ment by that, oh well. Among the 30 players there was only one women: Lcattos. As the only woman she was constantly summoned by the officers Donaldos and Vincenzos. Summoned back and forth, back and forth. Then, Tariasos decided to summon Lcattos to him too, just for funzies.
Joking time was over... the thousands of new Scandinavian players were approaching, with their fearsome, hideous make-up wearing commander Pinkknightos. We lined up, constantly distracted by Lcatt her halfnaked body, only covered by a few rags and her own sweat from the brightly shining sun. (Stop fapping Donald) They came charging at us while screaming: "Vi vill dekorera dina salar med vackra mattor!'' (Google translate, probably doesn't make any sense but meh...)
The wall of bayonets held them off well for a while, but then they broke through, we were scattered and were on our own...
As we fought, some of us succumbed to our wounds, leaving nothing but blood on the sand. After the first charge we knew it would only be a matter of minutes till the next charge. King WanWanidas told me to go back to our city and tell of the deed we had done here... After the second charge we were surrounded, all hope was gone.... or wasn't it? From over the hills behind Pinkknightos his army came the great cavalry army of Yukios and Smissenos. We were saved! All of Pinkknightos his army was either slaughtered or fleeing... Only he himself remained, laying on the ground. King WanWanidas was about to end his life when he came with a proposal: Pinkknightos said that his men would learn the beautiful language of English so they wouldn't annoy the hell out of the other people...
WanWanidas accepted the proposal. They played happily ever after.
The End
Story V
It all started on that day when Mount & Musket got reviewed in some weird Scandinavian(?) magazine....
All players knew this would mean a lot of new players, but they didn't know if that was a good or a bad thing...
Some of us players knew, and with the 30 of us we would make our way to the narrow pass of Musketpylae to hold the thousands of new players there... It was the break of dawn and King WanWanidas gave us a nice speech about the cafetaria halls in hell, where we would dine. Didn't really know what he ment by that, oh well. Among the 30 players there was only one women: Lcattos. As the only woman she was constantly summoned by the officers Donaldos and Vincenzos. Summoned back and forth, back and forth. Then, Tariasos decided to summon Lcattos to him too, just for funzies.
Joking time was over... the thousands of new Scandinavian players were approaching, with their fearsome, hideous make-up wearing commander Pinkknightos. We lined up, constantly distracted by Lcatt her halfnaked body, only covered by a few rags and her own sweat from the brightly shining sun. (Stop fapping Donald) They came charging at us while screaming: "Vi vill dekorera dina salar med vackra mattor!'' (Google translate, probably doesn't make any sense but meh...)
The wall of bayonets held them off well for a while, but then they broke through, we were scattered and were on our own...
As we fought, some of us succumbed to our wounds, leaving nothing but blood on the sand. After the first charge we knew it would only be a matter of minutes till the next charge. King WanWanidas told me to go back to our city and tell of the deed we had done here... After the second charge we were surrounded, all hope was gone.... or wasn't it? From over the hills behind Pinkknightos his army came the great cavalry army of Yukios and Smissenos. We were saved! All of Pinkknightos his army was either slaughtered or fleeing... Only he himself remained, laying on the ground. King WanWanidas was about to end his life when he came with a proposal: Pinkknightos said that his men would learn the beautiful language of English so they wouldn't annoy the hell out of the other people...
WanWanidas accepted the proposal. They played happily ever after.
The End
