Now lads 'n lasses, I shall release my next story.
I am the Narrator in this story.
I shall now tell you the story of Kingiam Scottace. Players of Mount & Musket will tell you I am a liar, but history is written by those who hang haroes. The farmers of Scotland were sick of the English in their lands. Among those farmers was Gwydolm Scottace
who had 2 sons: Spankohn Scottace and Kingiam Scottace. Spankohn Scottace, the oldest son and his father Gwydolm Scottace went to MacHazy's farm who went to the meeting between the English king and unimportant nobles of Scotland. When they arrived they found nothing more then bodies hanging from the ceiling of the house. Gwydolm and Spankohn heard a noise from the other side of the house, assuming they were English, Gwydolm raised his axe, but the only one they found on the other side of the house was a shocked and terrified Kingiam Scottace. Eventually on a meeting between around 50 farmers they decided they had to fight the English. They failed miserably. Kingiam's brother was dead. (Screw you guys, I'm the maker of this story, in my story his father doesn't die.) After the funeral Kingiam married someone unimportant in secret, had sex and then she died. (Romantic eh?)
(Meanwhile in London)
Beadward Beaverdam, the king of England gathered his military advisors.
''Nobles. Nobles are the key to Scotland...''
Anyway, he granted them Prima Noctes. Prima Noctes was an old custom abolished a while ago but now being used again.
Prima Noctes was the right of nobles to take a woman who married that day into his bed on the first night of her marriage.
Meanwhile, in Edinburgh gathered the council of Scottish noblemen. Among them was Dobert de Donalduce, 17th earl of Donalduce
and the one noble that had the best claim to the throne of Scotland.
After a rebellion in a village in which Kingiam Scottace, Rumovich and his father and Gwydolm Scottace emerge as leaders of a new great rebellion. Other clans join the rebellion and they kill the English magistrate of that region and then eventually he insults some general on the fields of Stirling and they prepare for battle. Before the battle 2 volunteers joined them, one of em is just a traitorous bastard who tried to kill Kingiam Scottace, but he was saved by a crazy Irishman; Praephen.
On the fields of Stirling 2 nobles with their groups of cavalry ride away like they're retreating, (Damn cowards.)
First they show their genitalia to the English but then the English fire a volley of arrows. After that volley Praephen says to Scottace:
''Father says he will get my out of this mess, but he says that you're focked.'' After another volley of arrows the Scots now show their asses. Another volley is fired. As all the Scots hide behind their shields one of them is dumb enough to keep showing his arse and get an arrow in it.... After that volley, the English send all of their heavy cavalry on a frontal charge. When they almost crash into the enemy, the Scots quickly drop their weapons and grabbed some spears from the ground and aimed them at the cavalry. It was too late for the cavalry to dodge them and they all ran into it and got slaughtered.
After this, the English sended all of their infantry. Ofcourse as Scotsmen, they can't lose in melee combat. It was a piece of cake for the Scots. While the Scottish infantry was fighting the English infantry, the Scottish cavalry charged the archers from behind. (Oh cool, they ain't cowards!) After the English commander and most of the archers fled from the battle the Scottish cavalry returned to the infantry, when they arrived the battle was already over. After the battle Scottace is made Sir Kingiam Scottace, high protector of Scotland and his captains are made aides-de-camp. Then all of the other people at the meeting were having another fight about who should be king.
William and his captains walk away when suddenly it is silent and they ask him where he is going. He was going to invade England.
Meanwhile Scottace and his continuesly growing army marched to York and sacked it.
In London the English prince named Vinceward Beaverdam got a message from Scottace. He sended the head of the lord of York and a message which said that Scottace has sacked York. After sacking York Scottace met the wife of the prince of England and they married. (Yes, in my story they marry. Because I read in the KIJK that having multiple wifes makes you live longer. I don't know if it is the same way for women.... oh well) Kingiam's new wife her name was Lcattella Scottace. On the battlefield of Falkirk the English king and his army stand before Kingiam and his army. The English king sends in his Irish conscripts first, right before they are ment to attack eachother the Irish slow down and join the side of the Scottish. Near the end of the fight the English king and his personal gaurd ride away from the battle knowing the battle is already won. Kingiam chases after him on a horse. One of Beaverdam's bodyguards tell a knight to stop Scottace. The English knight uses a lance and thrusts Kingiam off of his horse. Kingiam now lies unconscious for a few minutes. After waking up he sees the face of Dobert de Donalduce, the knight that attacked him. Shocked and surprised just like he was when he was a kid at Machazy's farm. Dobert de Donalduce eventually made up his mind and helped Kingiam to get away.
When back at the camp he has a meeting with his captains. The biggest part of their army is dead. Furious that the nobles didn't help him after all he did he went on a rampage and assassinated the nobles one by one. Finally one of the nobles removes the fog before his eyes. That noble was Dobert de Donalduce. He decides to help Kingiam Scottace and he sends word he wants to meet him in Edinburgh. When Kingiam arrives at Edinburgh and sees Dobert de Donalduce he walks up to him. But before he reaches him English soldiers gather around Scottace and beat him up and take him prisoner. Dobert de Donalduce didn't know of this ambush, suspecting it was his father's and the other nobles their doing he went to his dad and told him he should just go hug a tree. Kingiam Scottace was taken to London to be tortured and ask for forgiveness. He got castrated, ungutted and his genitalia were burned right before his eyes. His wife, Lcattella Scottace stood in the crowd together with Rumovich and Praephen and they cried. Eventually Kingiam Scottace screamed FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and died. Dobert de Donalduce now led a new rebellion and under him, the Scottish won their freedom.
Zeh End.
I am the Narrator in this story.
I shall now tell you the story of Kingiam Scottace. Players of Mount & Musket will tell you I am a liar, but history is written by those who hang haroes. The farmers of Scotland were sick of the English in their lands. Among those farmers was Gwydolm Scottace
who had 2 sons: Spankohn Scottace and Kingiam Scottace. Spankohn Scottace, the oldest son and his father Gwydolm Scottace went to MacHazy's farm who went to the meeting between the English king and unimportant nobles of Scotland. When they arrived they found nothing more then bodies hanging from the ceiling of the house. Gwydolm and Spankohn heard a noise from the other side of the house, assuming they were English, Gwydolm raised his axe, but the only one they found on the other side of the house was a shocked and terrified Kingiam Scottace. Eventually on a meeting between around 50 farmers they decided they had to fight the English. They failed miserably. Kingiam's brother was dead. (Screw you guys, I'm the maker of this story, in my story his father doesn't die.) After the funeral Kingiam married someone unimportant in secret, had sex and then she died. (Romantic eh?)
(Meanwhile in London)
Beadward Beaverdam, the king of England gathered his military advisors.
''Nobles. Nobles are the key to Scotland...''
Anyway, he granted them Prima Noctes. Prima Noctes was an old custom abolished a while ago but now being used again.
Prima Noctes was the right of nobles to take a woman who married that day into his bed on the first night of her marriage.
Meanwhile, in Edinburgh gathered the council of Scottish noblemen. Among them was Dobert de Donalduce, 17th earl of Donalduce
and the one noble that had the best claim to the throne of Scotland.
After a rebellion in a village in which Kingiam Scottace, Rumovich and his father and Gwydolm Scottace emerge as leaders of a new great rebellion. Other clans join the rebellion and they kill the English magistrate of that region and then eventually he insults some general on the fields of Stirling and they prepare for battle. Before the battle 2 volunteers joined them, one of em is just a traitorous bastard who tried to kill Kingiam Scottace, but he was saved by a crazy Irishman; Praephen.
On the fields of Stirling 2 nobles with their groups of cavalry ride away like they're retreating, (Damn cowards.)
First they show their genitalia to the English but then the English fire a volley of arrows. After that volley Praephen says to Scottace:
''Father says he will get my out of this mess, but he says that you're focked.'' After another volley of arrows the Scots now show their asses. Another volley is fired. As all the Scots hide behind their shields one of them is dumb enough to keep showing his arse and get an arrow in it.... After that volley, the English send all of their heavy cavalry on a frontal charge. When they almost crash into the enemy, the Scots quickly drop their weapons and grabbed some spears from the ground and aimed them at the cavalry. It was too late for the cavalry to dodge them and they all ran into it and got slaughtered.
After this, the English sended all of their infantry. Ofcourse as Scotsmen, they can't lose in melee combat. It was a piece of cake for the Scots. While the Scottish infantry was fighting the English infantry, the Scottish cavalry charged the archers from behind. (Oh cool, they ain't cowards!) After the English commander and most of the archers fled from the battle the Scottish cavalry returned to the infantry, when they arrived the battle was already over. After the battle Scottace is made Sir Kingiam Scottace, high protector of Scotland and his captains are made aides-de-camp. Then all of the other people at the meeting were having another fight about who should be king.
William and his captains walk away when suddenly it is silent and they ask him where he is going. He was going to invade England.
Meanwhile Scottace and his continuesly growing army marched to York and sacked it.
In London the English prince named Vinceward Beaverdam got a message from Scottace. He sended the head of the lord of York and a message which said that Scottace has sacked York. After sacking York Scottace met the wife of the prince of England and they married. (Yes, in my story they marry. Because I read in the KIJK that having multiple wifes makes you live longer. I don't know if it is the same way for women.... oh well) Kingiam's new wife her name was Lcattella Scottace. On the battlefield of Falkirk the English king and his army stand before Kingiam and his army. The English king sends in his Irish conscripts first, right before they are ment to attack eachother the Irish slow down and join the side of the Scottish. Near the end of the fight the English king and his personal gaurd ride away from the battle knowing the battle is already won. Kingiam chases after him on a horse. One of Beaverdam's bodyguards tell a knight to stop Scottace. The English knight uses a lance and thrusts Kingiam off of his horse. Kingiam now lies unconscious for a few minutes. After waking up he sees the face of Dobert de Donalduce, the knight that attacked him. Shocked and surprised just like he was when he was a kid at Machazy's farm. Dobert de Donalduce eventually made up his mind and helped Kingiam to get away.
When back at the camp he has a meeting with his captains. The biggest part of their army is dead. Furious that the nobles didn't help him after all he did he went on a rampage and assassinated the nobles one by one. Finally one of the nobles removes the fog before his eyes. That noble was Dobert de Donalduce. He decides to help Kingiam Scottace and he sends word he wants to meet him in Edinburgh. When Kingiam arrives at Edinburgh and sees Dobert de Donalduce he walks up to him. But before he reaches him English soldiers gather around Scottace and beat him up and take him prisoner. Dobert de Donalduce didn't know of this ambush, suspecting it was his father's and the other nobles their doing he went to his dad and told him he should just go hug a tree. Kingiam Scottace was taken to London to be tortured and ask for forgiveness. He got castrated, ungutted and his genitalia were burned right before his eyes. His wife, Lcattella Scottace stood in the crowd together with Rumovich and Praephen and they cried. Eventually Kingiam Scottace screamed FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and died. Dobert de Donalduce now led a new rebellion and under him, the Scottish won their freedom.
Zeh End.
