Rate The Recruits!

[G36E]

Dear Funcave inhabitants,

I am certain you have all noticed the influx of newcomers to the TaleWorlds website. Some of them are your standard garden variety anime loving noobs while some may actually contribute to the community. Hence, I would like to present to you the "Rate the Recruits!" Thread, where you may introduce your favourite/hated newbies and tell us all how you feel about them!

Enjoy your time here.



Sans bull**** = Name a newcomer (account is less than a month old), say whether you like/hate him/her, explain why and if possible, link to a specimen of his/her behaviour.

 

[tamuli]

Go Bulle! 

 

[G36E]

You know damn well Bulle don't count as a recruit.

 

[Moss]

Most people don't get noticed in the first week.

Anyway if were going by pitchforks, I just missed out on this thread by two days. That's what I get four helping people and venturing out of the warm and comfortable hole that is the anachronists guild I guess.

Anyway,
MeestYk The Uber spammer of the Privy Council and Night Ninjas defacto nemesis.

An example of his many, many "suggestion" threads. Epic Fail.

 

[G36E]

Most people don't get noticed in the first week.

Anyway if were going by pitchforks, I just missed out on this thread by two days. That's what I get four helping people and venturing out of the warm and comfortable hole that is the anachronists guild I guess.

Point taken, suggestions?

 

[tamuli]

Waerlem

 

[Moss]

Well maybe we should steer the thread away from the inevitable pointing out of the recruits that come to attention for being spammy/tools (see my previous post), and make this thread more about drawing attention to those new recruits who post something constructive, well thought out or just seem to be good forum members in the making, so people can keep an eye out for them. A kind of "Introduce yourself" thread I guess. "Vouch for a recruit".

For example:
gutekfiutek For this: Building replacement mod.

Or, shameless plugging:
L-J-F A friend of mine who's finally gotten around to joining the forums, despite having played M&B for years (Curse you dial-up!). And who's given me the kick in the pants to finally make a mod. Just don't ask what the letters stand for.

 

[Agent Griff]

Svirfneblic so-and-so is a recruit with a nigh-unpronounceable name but he is quite intelligent for a recruit and has already shown that he is a fan of true communism and ****ty Nazi jokes. He also made a Dark Knight reference in a thread relating to the Joker so that means he has +5 likeable with me.

If only more recruits were like him and not like Warraelm or that Meestyk guy.

 

[tamuli]

This thread'll never catch on...

 

[G36E]

Svirfneblic so-and-so is a recruit with a nigh-unpronounceable name but he is quite intelligent for a recruit and has already shown that he is a fan of true communism and ****ty Nazi jokes. He also made a Dark Knight reference in a thread relating to the Joker so that means he has +5 likeable with me.

If only more recruits were like him and not like Warraelm or that Meestyk guy.

Time limit: 1 month. Smurf has been about for a month plus.

 

[Moss]

Svirfneblic so-and-so is a recruit with a nigh-unpronounceable name but he is quite intelligent for a recruit and has already shown that he is a fan of true communism and ****ty Nazi jokes. He also made a Dark Knight reference in a thread relating to the Joker so that means he has +5 likeable with me.

If only more recruits were like him and not like Warraelm or that Meestyk guy.

Yeah, but he can be a bit volatile and spammy at points.

 

[Agent Griff]

Who isn't?

 

[tamuli]

Yeah, but he can be a bit volatile and spammy at points.

Just like a penis

 

[Night Ninja]

So far I pretty much agree with all the appraisals. Ol' Gnome Pimfernickel apparently has an account on fencing.net too.

I'm now waiting for the lances to come in and stomp all over us.

 

[Svirfneblic Pimfernickel]

So far I pretty much agree with all the appraisals. Ol' Gnome Pimfernickel apparently has an account on fencing.net too.

I'm now waiting for the lances to come in and stomp all over us.

GODDDAMNN YOU.

 

[Moss]

Well guess I was judging him on some of his posts in his "Nazi Jokes" thread.

Premise: I keep my **** to myself, you keep your **** to yourself.

That guy (being the ****) would not unleash himself upon the world by being born and thus return to the womb.

That and I guess I was a little offended by the thread in general, which is strange, because that kind of stuff usually doesn't get to me. Maybe it was just the fact that the joke was really, really bad.

Anyway, I'll take your words for it and give him a chance then.

 

[Agent Griff]

Fencing? As in Olympic fencing?

 

[Night Ninja]

What's the Level Adjustment on Svirfneblin again?

 

[Agent Griff]

I find it funny that Svirfneblic called Lost Lamb a **** and said something to the extent of his existence being a joke without any retribution whatsoever.

 

[Night Ninja]

L-L probably recognized a kindred spirit.