Racism

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I am not a racist, i don't care where people are from and how they look, however i hate people who use it as an excuse to do whatever they want or put the blame on others.
"I hate you!"
"I hate you too!"
"Is it because i'm black? Racist!"
And thus I'm generally careful when around people i don't know who might be one of those.
In other words, yes, I tend to avoid black people. Does that actually make me a racist?

I also find it odd with those who refuse to learn the language of the country they live in, even if they've had years.
For instance, one in my class was born and raised here in Norway, yet he talks as he moved here half a year ago.

What do you think?
 
Sheriff-murder said:
And thus I'm generally careful when around people i don't know who might be one of those, does that actually make me a racist?
No.
Where did you see this anyway?
Did it just come up in your head?
 
I've seen it plenty of times and another incident happened lately.
I don't know how it's other places, but where i live they are (or at least was) a small minority and the government does everything they can to protect them, but too much, they can pretty much just point at you and you are already arrested.
 
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

Now, that's just way too long. -okiN
 
The trick is to reply to the exchange with "yes, actually" and then headbutt the ****er.

Assault the cops for good measure. Then simply point out to the judge that since you indiscriminately attack people regardless of race, you cannot in fact be racist. Instead, you are a misanthropic sociopath with an equal opportunity policy towards violence, and would perhaps the wig wearing **** care for his go.

Generally works.*



* in terms of not being accused of racism. Other charges may be brought against you however, but relax, as a mentally ill prisoner they send you on holidays and give you all the drugs you can ask for.
 
Yeah, I'm tired of people throwing those words around, they should read the definitions, racism is a set of beliefs based around race and racial superiority, and it's a pretty far stretch to say that if someone makes fun of a breed or culture of mankind that they believe in race and racial superiority.
 
The definitions are pretty vague and hardly universal. I believe my lexicon defines racism as "hate against people of other ethnic origins" or similar, while wikipedia defines it as the belief of any inherent difference in human value based on race. Personally, I think myself racist. Beyond getting increasingly paranoid about the rumoured future "muslim Europe",  which I believe is pretty heavily backed up by statistics, I also am of the opinion that people with a healthy self-image tend to prefer people as similar to themselves as possible. I also hate the fat, black ***** who always 'almost' crashes into me when I walk the streets, daring me to sidestep. I swear one day I'll just push her into the ground. Okay got  a little expressive there.. What is the off-topic forum for..
 
Yeomann said:
Where did you see this anyway?
Did it just come up in your head?


You could always come visit the U.S. where you'll see it kicked into high gear, if you want a prime example.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBLBo0MJEr0&feature=related


Good times.
 
When I was in primary school, there was an black kid who probably didn't even know what racist meant. If you had candy and didn't give one to him, he would holler out "racist, racist, racist!" So yeah, that's annoying.
 
uncreative said:
The definitions are pretty vague and hardly universal.
No they're not. From the dictionary:

Racism
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

The definition is quite straightforward. Any judgement of value towards an individual based on their ethnicity is racism. It's the misapplication of the term by various people, groups and ideologies that confuse the issue. Hating a black person for being black is racist, hating someone for being a twat who just happens to be black is not racist.

Religion is another misapplication. Hating Muslims for being Muslims is religious discrimination, not racism.  Last time I checked there were Muslims of every ethnicity.
 
Archonsod said:
uncreative said:
The definitions are pretty vague and hardly universal.
No they're not. From the dictionary:

The term "Racism" isn't the controversy he speaks of, but rather the term "Race". The definition of racism is only as correct as the term race itself in this manner.



[quote author=Wikipedia]The term race or racial group usually refers to the categorization of humans into populations or groups on the basis of various sets of heritable characteristics. The most widely used human racial categories are based on salient traits (especially skin color, cranial or facial features and hair texture), and self-identification.

Conceptions of race, as well as specific ways of grouping races, vary by culture and over time, and are often controversial for scientific as well as social and political reasons. The controversy ultimately revolves around whether or not the concept of race is biologically warranted; the ways in which political correctness might fuel either the affirmation or the denial of race; and the degree to which perceived differences in ability and achievement, categorized on the basis of race, are a product of inherited (i.e., genetic) traits or environmental, social and cultural factors.

Some argue that although race is a valid taxonomic concept in other species, it cannot be applied to humans. Many scientists have argued that race definitions are imprecise, arbitrary, derived from custom, have many exceptions, have many gradations, and that the numbers of races delineated vary according to the culture making the racial distinctions; thus they reject the notion that any definition of race pertaining to humans can have taxonomic rigour and validity. Today many scientists study human genotypic and phenotypic variation using concepts such as "population" and "clinal gradation". Many contend that while racial categorizations may be marked by phenotypic or genotypic traits, the idea of race itself, and actual divisions of persons into races or racial groups, are social constructs. However, the concept of race may be useful in forensic anthropology. According to forensic anthropologist George W. Gill, "race denial" not only contradicts biological evidence, but may stem from "politically motivated censorship" in the belief that "race promotes racism".[/quote]


For us to try and break down our species into separate races is indeed controversial.

I guess there is the terming "Caucasoid", "Africanoid", "Mongoloid" which may be as good as it gets, but that still leaves our species disenfranchised for many types of peoples such as Indians for example.

As the wiki mentions, most of race classifications are social constructs and really have no place relevant to the term, and certainly not with science.

A good example is the race classification here in the States "African American" which is used to describe black people in many profile cases. Now, obviously this is inaccurate because the majority of black people termed with this have in fact not lived in Africa. Compounding this is also the fact that not all people from Africa are black, so that would be an incorrect classification.

Its mostly social  and political and really has no grounds in science or logic at all.

****ing, and regardless how you spin our inception, be it creation, or evolution, we came from one people.. so it's really ignorant to go around branding someone a racist when we have common origins.
 
Pharaoh Llandy said:
Sheriff-murder said:
What do you think?

I dislike everybody, regardless of race, sexual orientation, or job description.

Except professional footballers. I hate them more.

Bloody nancies.

What do you have against pro footballers?


On Topic, the culture of political correctness and fear of offending allows this race card abuse, change that culture and the race card becomes useless
 
Temujin said:
On Topic, the culture of political correctness and fear of offending allows this race card abuse, change that culture and the race card becomes useless

Absolutely, everyone whines about racism and they take every little thing so seriously its almost become a death sentence to even open your mouth anymore. I personally don't believe in the concept of race, which is why I always mark myself as a black pacific islander on tests and what not (by racial standards I'm a "cracker").  How logical is it to hate someone because of their skin pigment?
 
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