***Prostitutes of Istiniar***(Hooker Istiniar is best Istiniar!)

[RalliX]

Today, in Warband news:
The people of Istiniar are suddenly being asked to join numerous local groups, ranging among bands of bandits, houses of hookers, plains of peasants, and mutinous militias.

Rumors of forced recruitment spread like wildfire to neighboring Rhodok villages. Trade has fallen to an all-time low, as well as emigration skyrocketing. The Count of the village is trying strongly not to cause an incident via cutting down the starters of these ravenous groups of crazies.
The old Istiniar Guard has yet to respond.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

i had a dream about this..

We aim to please, most esteemed gentleman!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Seriously...... IS THIS A F*CKING JOKE? WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU MADE THIS THREAD?   

Unless my eyes deceive me your own clan rules state no cursing. Sir Harkon here is only trying to uproot the heinous craven who forge a warped clan built upon the sacrilege of its own rules by making his own, proper, clan. Good luck to you Harkon, and may you seduce many men.

 

[findecanno]

Sound hawt.

 

[Cayetann]

Now I'm 100% sure we need a doctor-specialist.

 

[BoomstickS3000]

How does one post an application?

I wish to join.

 

[Zan]

Sigh, just let Atheïst have his little clan Harkon. This has gotten quite unfunny by now.