***Prostitutes of Istiniar***(Hooker Istiniar is best Istiniar!)

[Harkon Haakonson]

!The Prostitutes of Istiniar decided to seduce the militia and the guards and sex it up with the village of Istiniar!

! JOIN AND GET LOOT FROM PEASANTS !

Members list :

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- Harkonette, the virtuous
- Random hookers

Story :

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A story? What did you expect, fool? We're hookers, no big mystery here.

Rules and guidelines :

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1 - Money first, service afterwards. No exceptions.
2 - Aim for the richest.
3 - No refunds.

"Combat" Results :

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Rawrr, you always win honey.

However we can give you the ratio of guards and peasants to prostitutes in the latest encounter.

Townfolk 20 - 1 Prostitutes

Quite the "beating", eh. 

However, we had a special meeting with an eccentric lucky anonymous noble too;

Nobles 1 - 5 Prostitutes

Somehow he "overpowered" us all. 

 

[AtheistOverlord]

AW COME ON! IS THIS A F*CKING JOKE?????

 

[AtheistOverlord]

Oh Baron of Istiniar! Do I have your permission and blessing to arrest this witches and burn them?

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

We are no witches. We are catholic wenches...

 

[AtheistOverlord]

Seriously...... IS THIS A F*CKING JOKE? WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU MADE THIS THREAD?   

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Emh, the same that went through your head when you made your thread? Please don't be rude in my clan thread, thanks.

 

[Lord_T]

ha! I knew you were a harkonette ^^

 

[AtheistOverlord]

Mine was serious. A clan that actually CAN participate in battles and CAN train. As far as I know, there is no "prostitute" faction or unit type. So please, clear that up for me: what is the purpose of this clan?

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Mine was serious. A clan that actually CAN participate in battles and CAN train. As far as I know, there is no "prostitute" faction or unit type. So please, clear that up for me: what is the purpose of this clan?

You are implying that women can't fight, then? Duel anytime, turd.
And there is such a unit type. It's called the in-game female model character.

 

[Úlfheðinn]

I support the this wonderful clan of courtesans.

However we can give you the ratio of guards and peasants to prostitutes in the latest encounter.

Townfolk 20 - 1 Prostitutes

Finally you do something that I can be proud of.

 

[AtheistOverlord]

You misunderstood me. I did not mean that women can't fight, i meant that you can't train and fight because I thought there were no female unit types. But of course you can choose in warband. I'm sorry.

Good luck with your clan.

P.S. My men won't let themselfs being seduced.

 

[Úlfheðinn]

P.S. My men won't let themselfs being seduced.

You’re not the like of a man, and not a man in your chest.

Clearly the same applies to your "men" as well.

Fear not however, for modern science has a solution for what ails you poor, poor souls:

 

[AtheistOverlord]

I mean not being seduced WHILE ON DUTY. 

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

You misunderstood me. I did not mean that women can't fight, i meant that you can't train and fight because I thought there were no female unit types. But of course you can choose in warband. I'm sorry.

Good luck with your clan.

It's no problem. Remember that women have the same capabilities as men.

I mean not being seduced WHILE ON DUTY. 

Nonsense! It is OUR DUTY to seduce you.

And when that is successful, I recommend you follow Ulf's suggestion. Some men need this "help", though it is rare with us due to our beauty and sophistication.

 

[KoA John]

Inb4Lustsignsup 

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

Heya my friend King John, would you like to join yourself? A dress and a shave and you're good to go. Maybe one of your sisters instead?

 

[KoA John]

I'll pass 

 

[RoBo_CoP]

u gais gon get in trublzzzzz  :OOOOOOOOO

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Worth it.

 

[Blivandefar]

i had a dream about this..

 

[RoBo_CoP]

If only rats could dream...