prophecies fortold in days of yore

[Antoine de Saint-Exupéry]

are usually a bore

 

[PROPHET!!!]

1. Read the Book of Dio.
2. Ask questions based on what you have read.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

 

[K-64]

1. Don't read the Book of Dio.
2. Gratz, you've saved your precious IQ points for an emergency situation.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Fixed that a bit for you. For a religious prophet, you seem to be rather bad at expressing yourself

 

[Swadius 2.0]

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[AWdeV]

Is this a good idea?

 

[PROPHET!!!]

just write what you said in the other thread

As our god seeks new followers of the one true faith, I have come to beseech the rest of you to save yourselves.

The books of dio states that those who are pig disgusting will forever be denied the rites of death and will thereforth be in a state of eternal PIGNESS. It brings me tears to think of the fate that many of you share due to your simple ignorance.

PROTIP: spaniards need not apply for they will always be disgusting in more varieties than just the OINK OINK kind.

I wish to bring YOSHINOYA to all of you glorious citizens of the eworld, but to do that you must accept dio as your one true savior.

So be a bro and say **** YEAH DIO.

 

[PROPHET!!!]

I didn't realise he allready had a thread, sorry...
Should I lock it?

>Implying that thread wasn't locked already.

 

[K-64]

The books of dio states that those who are pig disgusting will forever be denied the rites of death and will thereforth be in a state of eternal PIGNESS.

You mean I'd be one of these guys?

Spoiler

Awesome

 

[PROPHET!!!]

The books of dio states that those who are pig disgusting will forever be denied the rites of death and will thereforth be in a state of eternal PIGNESS.

You mean I'd be one of these guys?

Spoiler

Spoiler

Awesome

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[LastRoman]

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Do you remember our last mute, Amontadildo?

 

[Archonsod]

I stopped him spamming. What do I win?

 

[Crossbow Joe]

I stopped him spamming. What do I win?

A cookie! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIqrDPD-Np8/R1RxP_q11RI/AAAAAAAAA2c/eNLEtibNLzU/s1600-R/COOKIE.gif

 

[Familyguy1]

I stopped him spamming. What do I win?

 

[Elisianthus]

 

[Jace]

Just one thing I was left confused about. I know he made heavy metal and all, but is it REALLY worth it to WORSHIP
[abbr=Ronnie James Dio]

[/abbr]

 

[bonehead92]

Is it me or you people didnt realised he was just pulling your legs?

 

[Bulle]

Yes, we were all aware about him being a troll. But we find them amusing.

I was also thinking about Dio as in the band and the singer, glad to know I wasn't the only one. 

 

[Jhnking]

What you get, Arch, is devotion from taleworldians.

 

[Ebin]

I stopped him spamming. What do I win?

You get to be graced by my presence again.

 

[Tuckles]

Arch.

Unban him! Now!