This appears to be a common theme on other forums so I thought I’d take the liberty of adding a thread for this one. The rules are fairly simple, post a pic of a girlie or a chap that you find really squiffy & would like to do unmentionable things to with several cucumbers & a large tub of lard! Oh yes, spose you better keep it fairly tame so no pics that are too explicit or sexual in nature, i.e. no clunge or willy shots please.
Here’s my first, Emma Watson!
There are no words yet invented in the English language to describe the things I’d do to her bottom.