Post your Dream Women Mk.2

[Seff]

Elbows look like that.

 

[omzdog]

****ing wenis.

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[leprechaun]

That's not an elbow, that's a misplaced scrotum.

 

[omzdog]

Perhaps a misplaced scrotum with no testicles to bag.

Either way, that woman has it in great quantity.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Wow, Omz, the picture you posted seemed quite implicative.

 

[Taimat396]

****ing wenis.

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Thank you. I was going to use a picture of one of those wooden things people put under their lip to stretch it, but I forget the name. And the people.

 

[omzdog]

You come to this forum with a strength of mind rarely mustered for my daily experiences, but you were not prepared for that mental image.

Ninja'd

And you mean African lip disk?

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Damn negros, with their music blasting, and guns in public.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I was caught between staring at that THING and realizing he held modern objects.

 

[Taimat396]

He should put a speaker in there.

 

[omzdog]

Looks painful, they should bring the amber lamps.

 

[Vovolov]

What's up with amber lamps? I watched a video-clip of Foo Fighter's Best of You the other day and they were commenting about amber lamps as well. So I started googling, and all I found were sweet-looking lamps.

Edit: ****, I think I just found it.

 

[Ambalon]

What's up with amber lamps? I watched a video-clip of Foo Fighter's Best of You the other day and they were commenting about amber lamps as well. So I started googling, and all I found were sweet-looking lamps.

Edit: ****, I think I just found it.

Either an ambulance or a girl in purple... how do you call them? ****, I forgot it. Well, I'll call them pants.

 

[Elisianthus]

Care to Share, Nemesis?

 

[Taimat396]

all I found were ****e-looking lamps.

 

[Vovolov]

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/call-da-amber-lamps-de-uitleg-4319

It's a dutch website, but check out the first video.

"Bring the amber lamps!"

 

[Elisianthus]

Explains a lot. Cheers.

 

[Ruthven]

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What the **** is wrong with her elbow?

Bit meh overall.

That's what you get with older women.

 

[omzdog]

Come on guys.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man

No problem though, 'twas asking for too much for the laughs.
It shall cease.

 

[Polcherrr]

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What the **** is wrong with her elbow?

Bit meh overall.

That's what you get with older women.

WOW a second vag!

 

[Almalexia]

Anyways, all that aside, I don't find any of those women remotely attractive. Some are downright ugly.