Poetry Slam

[Dryvus]

McBool the Fool
Thought he was cool,
And bottled his stool
To sell at his school.

McBool the Fool
Shopped 'round for a pool,
And throttled Sir Hoole
Who bartered his mule.

McBool the Fool
Told Sally Peroule,
That they could both rule
If her dad choked on gruel.

 

[Darwin]

You were inspired by me, admit it.

Spoiler

 

[Dryvus]

Not only was I inspired, I blatantly transplanted your choice of words!