Please Accompany Me While Drunk (Admins delete in a bit) (Fine **** you)

[Stonewall382]

We had rookie initiation and senior sendoff tonight, and my ***** of a roommate is going to sleep.  I have to finish this Pabst.  Please accompany me.

Edit:  That's rugby rookie initiation.

Please just post me and tell me you're listening.

 

[Merentha]

Drunk people amuse me.  Enjoy your inebriation, drink water now, and grab some orange juice in the morning.  You're remarkably lucid for someone who's drunk, by the way.  Have a nice night, its bedtime for me.

 

[Ingolifs]

I think we should compile a list of all the threads the thread starter started while drunk. Then laugh our asses off at this collection of evolutionary throwaways.

 

[calandale]

I'm drunk as ****. At least your not hopeless to boot.

 

[Goodknight]

*hoping stonewall382 is sleeping peacefully by now*

I will volunteer a thread I started when I was drunk (VERY rare for me to drink alcohol). It was in 'Fun Stuff' a couple of weeks ago, something to do with Jello Biafra lyrics. You can ad that to the compliation of drunk threads.

I guess I get a bit philisophical and musical when I am drunk. I often get angry too though and I cannot handle a hangover like I used to, so Im glad I don't drink as often as I used to.

 

[Ingolifs]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

 

[calandale]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

Think of it from the point of view of the glass of water.

 

[Incaa]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

Think of it from the point of view of the glass of water.

A very good glass of water.

 

[Cirdan]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

Think of it from the point of view of the glass of water.

A very good glass of water.

Not as good as a Vodka-Mango

 

[calandale]

Get rid of the stupid fruit, and I'm all in.

 

[Hack McSlash]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

Think of it from the point of view of the glass of water.

A very good glass of water.

Not as good as a Vodka-Mango

Always considered that a "health drink". I catch a cold, and it's screwdrivers and sleep untill I get better.

Vitamin C and Alchohol FTW.

 

[DSparil]

I did posted one topic while i was drunk, something about byzantines and laser guns 
It turned out fairly well tough, and continued to reply later, while i was sober.
I have also replied to many threads while drunk.

 

[Cirdan]

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, i've never been.

Think of it from the point of view of the glass of water.

A very good glass of water.

Not as good as a Vodka-Mango

Always considered that a "health drink". I catch a cold, and it's screwdrivers and sleep untill I get better.

Vitamin C and Alchohol FTW.

Yeah, Vodka's good for the health. Unless it's Polish bootleg, in which case it's bad for the health of the nearest cop-house.

 

[calandale]

I did posted one topic while i was drunk, something about byzantines and laser guns 
It turned out fairly well tough, and continued to reply later, while i was sober.
I have also replied to many threads while drunk.

Are you sober now?

 

[DSparil]

Yep, but thats because im at work.

 

[calandale]

I figured that you weren't, due to the
grammatical errors.

 

[DSparil]

Well, thats because english isnt my first language 

 

[Stonewall382]

Holy ****ing hell.  Just threw up for the third time, and still am barely able to move.  I just tried walking to the bathroom half-hunched over--I got halfway, and just backtracked backwards.  Then I threw up in my garbage can.  Ugh.

I really wish I would've seen Mer's post before I went to sleep--I'm REALLY hurting for hydration.  Btw, I really worked to make that post comprehensible.

Edit:  And thank you for posting.

 

[Merentha]

I've taken care of a few drunks in my time.  Its not a problem.  As to the vomiting, there isn't much you can do but wait.  What did you drink, exactly?

 

[Yoshiboy]

Try not to mix your drinks if you don't want to vomit. Thats probably the best advice.