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Worbah

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I'm looking for suggestions as to how I can **** one up royally. Some kid saw fit to take my six euros, a lighter, AND MY LAST CIGAR!!! Needless to say, he is in for some pain. I'm asking you for advice on how to catch the bastard, and how to inflict a lot of pain on him.
 
I thought about rolling a cigarette or two that consist of:

filter|tea leaves|tobacco

would he notice? AFAIK tea leaves give you a high fever (40 degrees Celcius or something) but basically it wouldn't be a crime, as you are free to poison yourself any way you want. you can always say you didn't know that some thieving bastard would take them. And guess what the best part is? a fever that high can be lethal.
 
But I'd have to find out who it is first, don't I? Or I could take a baseball bat to school and slap everyone around a bit. They all are probably guilty of something.
 
Lol, that would be funny. I suggest staring them in the eyes and if they laugh kill 'em! If they don't kill 'em. Its a win-win situation.
 
Where did he take your stuff from? Pocket? Or a bag or somethin. Where were you? Do you think it'd happen again? Setting a trap is always a good idea. Get some friends of yours to hang around, just out of sight...
 
I was in a classroom, doing a test on human biology. *shudder*
The bastard just ran through my jacket's pockets.
 
I suggest that ya call to cops and then they start all those DNA-tests and everything... they'll sure find it out :roll:

Oh, and after that ya can probably cut off his/her feet and arms (SinCity) and then ya can just laugh a bit.

and btw, I'm back! :smile: ain't that cool? did ya miss me?
 
go to the centralradio, cry a bit and say that the lighter and the cigar were a gift for your grandmother dying of lungcancer.
then get you grandmother to beat the fool who returns them.
 
Nairagorn said:
Was your coat hanging up somewhere? Were you wearing it?

The coat was hanging outside the classroom. The teachers had warned us a few weeks back that there were thieves going about, but I thought they were overreacting. If I see some muppet digging the cigar out (I'm probably the only one in the school that smokes them regularly) at the smoking place, I'll introduce him to different forms of agony.
 
After my last visit to St. Petersburg underground, I'm actually planning to put some razor blades or fish hooks into my bag... Imagine this guy putting his hand in there, getting hurt and not able to take it off anymore without ripping half of his hand... Then return him to mr. Ohrana and go clean the bag.

They're quite skilled in Russia by the way, I've heard of one guy finding his wallet closed in the exactly same place, the same closed pocket inside his closed coat, with all the money gone. I mean, the wallet was closed, the pocket was closed, the pickpocket even closed the coat's buttons again! That's what I call skill.
 
Dig his heart out with a desert spoon, and then feed it to him. If you prefer, conduct the same punishment with the testicles, as this way, he may have time to eat them before he dies.
 
I just had a thought... What if it's a girl? does the normal 'never hit women' rule stand, or is a good old-fashioned slap allowed?
 
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