Pets

[Owynvan]

I have two dogs, they're brothers (Well I consider them brothers). Since I'm a Lord of the Ringas addict I named the older one Boromir and the younger one Faramir.

 

[Worbah]

I have two dogs. One of them is a finnish hound, the other one is half a golden retriever, half the sneaky little mutt that lives next door.

The mixbreed one is weird to say the least. An adorable little bastard about people, but when she meets another dog, she turns it to minced meat. She actually tears up rottweilers. We had to pay the vet bill on the neighbors one twice. A mental little thing to say the least.

 

[Pavlov]

Sounds like my kind of female.

 

[Nairagorn]

A real *****

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

I *Had* three dogs. Scooby, Scrappy and Gizmo. Gizmo got bitten by something and was put down. Scrappy got sent to a farm somewheres, while Scooby is with me here.

Gizmo was a chihuahua...I *know* I didn't spell that right.

Scrappy is a sheep dog/australian mix.

Scooby is a black labrador.

Now I have a rat called Fluffy and a spider called Simit.

 

[Rando]

Now I have a rat called Fluffy and a spider called Simit.

Shouldn't your name be Fluffy the Rat then? Oh, and what kind of spider is it?

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

I only called it Fluffy because I was half-asleep at the time. Hehe.

Fluffy the Hamster came waaaay before Fluffy The Rat.

And the spider is a Funnel Weaver. We have no idea how the *)#@! it got into our luggage, but he's made a home here.

While i'm on the topic, you should see some of the Brown Recluse spider bites. It's just insane..

http://www.spiderzrule.com/reclusebitethumb.htm
http://www.spiderzrule.com/reclusebiteleg04.htm
http://www.spiderzrule.com/reclusebiteleg.htm

That 3rd one is *#)@!ing HUGE.

 

[Henderson]

Now that is disgusting

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

I wonder if your reaally skinny and you get bitten on the stomache. It'd just make a hole and you could see your own organs!

 

[Rando]

Ever read snopes? Urban Legend (busting) website.

I personally prefer the Hobo Spider because it has a better name. Oh, my favorite is the Net Spider though.

Oh, I am also pretty sure that those pictures will be removed. If a PHOTOSHOPPED cat-in-half is removed, open thigh wound gotta go.

Back to the pets now!

 

[Henderson]

I wonder if your reaally skinny and you get bitten on the stomache. It'd just make a hole and you could see your own organs!

I think it would be my brother since he is skinny.

 

[Ilex]

Oh, I am also pretty sure that those pictures will be removed. If a PHOTOSHOPPED cat-in-half is removed, open thigh wound gotta go.

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It wasn't in half and it wasn't shopped.

But you know our dear admin himself posted a picture of a decapitated animal (yea, snake, but still an animal), so I don't think the rules are so strickt. It is just how people respond to the pictures.

PS: I would not give a s**t if someone posted a picture of a mutilated human corpse with a ripped off head and a log in the rectum, but that's just me.

 

[Ravanne]

Here are my cats, the fat orange one is called Tigger, and the small one is called Little ****.

 

[Pavlov]

Oh, I am also pretty sure that those pictures will be removed. If a PHOTOSHOPPED cat-in-half is removed, open thigh wound gotta go.

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It wasn't in half and it wasn't shopped.

But you know our dear admin himself posted a picture of a decapitated animal (yea, snake, but still an animal), so I don't think the rules are so strickt. It is just how people respond to the pictures.

PS: I would not give a s**t if someone posted a picture of a mutilated human corpse with a ripped off head and a log in the rectum, but that's just me.

Basically right, I'm not the overbearing enforcer like. However, if I get a lot of complaints I will obviously do something, considering it's my job. Also like Ilex I don't care if someone posts bodies with hearts ripped out or what not, but if the community starts complaining and it becomes an issue, well then I care.

PS: on a side note, if anyone does want to post something controversial, please provide a LARGE warning, to allow the reader to make his own decision if or if not he should view it. Dosen't mean it will be ok and be allowed to stay, just means I won't ***** at the poster.

 

[Fluffy The Hamster]

One question, can the warning go flashy flashy?

 

[SiR K1lLaLoT]

PAAAAVLOOV!

 

[cheesemonger]

i have two pig-dog hybrid things, which are staffordshire bull terriers in reality, but **** other than the tail and the hair they're ****ing pigs in all respects, they stink, they roll in ****, they dont bark, only snuffle, they waddle, not walk, they kind of oink in their sleep, they squiel.

they're called jemma and gilda, one is 12, one is 1.

 

[Henderson]

, they are probobly pigs with plastic surgery

 

[Pavlov]

One question, can the warning go flashy flashy?

Uh uhaaa!