Patch 1.5.5 - I'ma end this man's whole simping career

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Gerta

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In case you haven't heard, new beta introduced ability of nobles to marry. Well. As I was trotting along to buy my 250th stack of butter, I got a notification that Rhagaea got married to this guy called Boronchar???!!

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Shes not getting a cent from me on her twitch channel no more damn slooot!!! *Calling Pokimane*
 
Well, ppl here were into old ladies.. They got their wish it seens

Anyone knows now if we can marry off our siblings and child?
 
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How can she betray me like this?? After I've donated so many troops to her castles?!!!?
Yes it seems she outplayed us all for her little attention plan...
Its time for an little inquisition to burn these temptresses...Squire Tomas sadel my horse and call my Vladian brothers...

 
I've donated my most loyal men, I've fought off numerous armies, and she just offs and marries some nobody NPC!! Boronchar? What kind of name is that? More like Moronchar, am I right?



Noooooo!!!
I mean like be nice to your wifes' new boyfriend he might see that you are awake at this hour and he'll beat you since he doesn't like being called Moronchar so be careful he might even tell Rhagaea
 
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