oh boy, i'm nervous
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WipperSnipper
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If you want to impress a girl just get a peice of lead or something , twist it around so it look's like a ring and glue a peice of sparkly crap to the top of it.
Can O Soup
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No, no, no. If you want to impress a girl tell her you will take her somewhere she's never been. Then take a piece of lead and a metal tube with a crimped end. Fill the tube with some grains of a black powder. Insert the lead. I think you get where this is going.
Temujin, my advice to you: Don't bother with women until you are really sure you want to go messing with that particular snake den.
Temujin, my advice to you: Don't bother with women until you are really sure you want to go messing with that particular snake den.
Can O Soup
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Lead + Black Powder+ Crimped Hollow Tube + Bloodsucking Leach = Leach Pate.
everyone listen up:
eddy's happy fun time girl relationship obtaining plan
/1 become friends... easily done as you're 'not' thinking about sex...
/2 be friends for anytime from a year to a week
/3 invite her to somewhere nice for a week.. with other friends or not (easier with)..
/4 if at beach, lay on beach with her and tactfully hold her hand.. if she's receptive and lets you carry on holding her hand.. go to step /5.. if she's not.. i dont know, you could all get drunk/high later on and see how she feels.. don't sleep with her when she's drunk though, kissing is cool though, as it can lead to a 'discussion' in the morning.. sleeping will only lead to you being a bastard.
/5 move a little closer.. she hopefully will too.. carry on walking down the beach holding hands.. little words as possible other than commentary on the loviliness of the location...
/6 kiss her.. .. go out somewhere... get a little closer.. a little closer.. day's go by.. oh noes we've got a 'girlfriend'.. how generic. and the rest is up to you.
this plan works well. for me anyhow. 2 times it just happened in this way, but unintentially. i just happened to be going to this nice beach place with some friends. i tried it with 3 girls at different times at different places.. 2 the relationship was meh.. i'm still on number 3 and we shall marry eventually. hooray.
eddy's happy fun time girl relationship obtaining plan
/1 become friends... easily done as you're 'not' thinking about sex...
/2 be friends for anytime from a year to a week
/3 invite her to somewhere nice for a week.. with other friends or not (easier with)..
/4 if at beach, lay on beach with her and tactfully hold her hand.. if she's receptive and lets you carry on holding her hand.. go to step /5.. if she's not.. i dont know, you could all get drunk/high later on and see how she feels.. don't sleep with her when she's drunk though, kissing is cool though, as it can lead to a 'discussion' in the morning.. sleeping will only lead to you being a bastard.
/5 move a little closer.. she hopefully will too.. carry on walking down the beach holding hands.. little words as possible other than commentary on the loviliness of the location...
/6 kiss her.. .. go out somewhere... get a little closer.. a little closer.. day's go by.. oh noes we've got a 'girlfriend'.. how generic. and the rest is up to you.
this plan works well. for me anyhow. 2 times it just happened in this way, but unintentially. i just happened to be going to this nice beach place with some friends. i tried it with 3 girls at different times at different places.. 2 the relationship was meh.. i'm still on number 3 and we shall marry eventually. hooray.
Can O Soup
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Good on you, but not everyone can be so suave and debonair. Or have un-sweaty palms. Plus, Temu seems to have some problems finding his type of girl. I.E. not an idiot. Not saying your technique is bad, but it might not work for everyone.
Can O Soup
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Not you Henderson, manboy86. He seems suave and debonair, with dry palms.
Can O Soup
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It's mildly disturbing!
Can O Soup
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That would be an awesome breakfast cereal. "Can't Tell If Soup's Slightly Homo Os" They're mildly disturbing!
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Henderson seems to be slightly nervous? Are you worried about something?
hehe i've got yucky long hair with self-done dreadlocks, and i'm tall and kind of skinny/lanky.. and i've been kind of awkward and crazy ever since late highschool when i did a bit too much of the old l . s . d...
i'm no james bond. just that approach has worked brilliantly 3 times.
but i'm pretty confident and i was comfortable with those girls, and not everyone has beaches and weeks to spare, nor knows girls who like weeks away and beaches.
but everyone who wasn't confident (like myself) and became so due to whatever circumstances will vouche that confidence is the key to improving many areas of life..
confidence is the key.. just remember you are what you think you are and reality is what you make it.. the only boundries are ones we put up ourselves hey. lol.
i'm no james bond. just that approach has worked brilliantly 3 times.
but i'm pretty confident and i was comfortable with those girls, and not everyone has beaches and weeks to spare, nor knows girls who like weeks away and beaches.
but everyone who wasn't confident (like myself) and became so due to whatever circumstances will vouche that confidence is the key to improving many areas of life..
confidence is the key.. just remember you are what you think you are and reality is what you make it.. the only boundries are ones we put up ourselves hey. lol.
