Was speaking to a bunch of Tessa's house mates about my cancer, and i'm repeatedly taking the **** out of it by screaming "I have Cancer" whenever anyone does something that requires me getting up, so I said "ah, that never gets old".
One of the ****s pipes up and goes "just like you then" and now there's an argument going on and its hilarious.
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