Obummer The Best President

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Madnes5

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Barack Obama's 34 Month Report Card; by Rich Carroll

Mr. Hope and Change wants to create a nation humbled; humiliated, casting-aside capitalism and individual freedoms for one where we the people are government controlled. This would be a system that genuflects mediocrity, steals personal aspiration and opportunity, and punishes those who strive to succeed.

A gallon of regular gasoline the day Obama was inaugurated was $1.79 on average in the U.S. Today that price is $3.59, a 100.6% increase. The number of food stamp recipients has risen since Obama took office from 31,983,716 to 43,200,878, a 35.1% jump. Long term unemployment soared 146.2% during the same 34 month period from 2,600,000 to 6,400,000. Staggering hope and change isn't it?

American citizens living in poverty have risen 9.5% from 39,800,000 to 43,600,000, and the number of unemployed has jumped almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011. The number of unemployed blacks has risen from 12.6% at the end of George Bush's term to 15.8% today, a 25.4% increase, and finally, our national debt is up 43.2% from 10.627 trillion to 15,022 trillion.

Keep these figures in mind as we recount the number of firsts for this presidency:

First President to refuse to show a valid birth certificate.
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and later admit there was no such thing as shovel-ready jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.
First President to encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly speak-out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 Czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.
First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to coddle American enemies while alienating Americas allies.
First President to go on multiple global apology tours.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to refuse to wear the U.S. Flag lapel pin.
First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000.00 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Qur'an tells us, and openly admit the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

Remember that 34 months of Obama we the people have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our nation's entire history, as the Obama's plan their next extravagant vacation to the Indonesian Island nation of Bali.

Hope and change anyone?

* sources: U.S. Energy Information Administration, Wall Street Journal, Bureau of Labor Statistics, US Dept of Labor, Standard & Poors/Case-Shiller, Federal Reserve, US Treasury, Heritage Foundation.


"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt." John Adams 1826
 
I'm not sure if this is satire or not.

First President to defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
His evil plan to give everyone healthcare truly endangered the well-being of all Americans.
 
I certainly agree with him on some issues, and he's consistent with his stances, but no he can't even beat the other candidates in his own party.
 
Lots of *****ing done by people but never any suggestions on how to make things better. Surely, you could do a better job as president OP?

 
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Have you watched any of his debates, he destroys everyone on the stand and everyone on the stand thinks and knows they can beat Obama. 
 
The first point in that list is ridiculous already, so I haven't bother reading the others. He produced the normal certificate immediately and only conspiracy retards needed the full version.
 
Madnes5 said:
Have you watched any of his debates, he destroys everyone on the stand and everyone on the stand thinks and knows they can beat Obama. 

They'd beat Obama running for Republican candidate yes, don't really know why you need to state that.

He's a Democrat you know.
 
You know, the shotgun approach isn't the best way to make your point. All people need to do is to disprove a few of the things on your list and your list becomes a lot less credible. In any case, "BOO copypasta"!
 
Obama was more of a US citizen then McCain considering Obama was born in the US. McCain was born in a barracks in ****-all non-US land.

almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011

Then Obama did some magic to get it to 9.9% in a few months
 
Pierce Elliot said:
Obama was more of a US citizen then McCain considering Obama was born in the US. McCain was born in a barracks in ****-all non-US land.

almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011

Then Obama did some magic to get it to 9.9% in a few months

You're reading that percentage wrong, mate. The 25% is an increase in the total number, not a rate increase.

Unrelated note, that last "First President to" line is very offensive. Who thinks that's a valid critique of an individual? I'm not claiming to know Obama's actual faith, but would being Islamic make him ineligible for the position of President? Absolutely not. It's completely irrelevant, and that list had to come from some far right-wing nutjob. That makes me doubt the legitimacy of all the listed claims. :neutral:

I didn't think a pothead from Canada would copy-paste far-right smear campaign shenanigans, but I guess I was wrong.
 
Pierce Elliot said:
Obama was more of a US citizen then McCain considering Obama was born in the US. McCain was born in a barracks in ****-all non-US land.

There is no partial U.S. citizenship and the U.S.  There are natural-born and naturalized citizens. 

Any person born on U.S. territory is a U.S. natural born citizen or can make claim to it with very high probablity of being accepted if there is some evidence.  All U.S. military installations and embassies anywhere in the world are considered U.S. territory.  Also a person is a natural born citizen if they are born to two citizens (of either type).   

Naturalized citizens complete the immigration process and are recognized citizens.  The only restriction, I recall without research, is that naturalized citizens cannot be president. 

Just informational.    :smile:

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We should just give up and submit to Canada.  :razz:
 
Gaius_Octavian said:
The only restriction, I recall without research, is that naturalized citizens cannot be president. 

Which is pretty stupid considering we're a nation of immigrants.
 
BattleOfValmy said:
Which is pretty stupid considering we're a nation of immigrants.

It is expected that the majority would not follow a person not born of the nation.  This is likely due to the timeframe of the constitution and even the time of 14th ammendment.  People are generally less inclined to closed minded nationalism as back even 20 years ago. 

People may disagree with it, but I have some hope for humanity. 

I beleive there is a method of petitioning congress to declare eligibility for presidency of naturalized citizens.  I will go look for it.  :smile:
 
Orion said:
Pierce Elliot said:
Obama was more of a US citizen then McCain considering Obama was born in the US. McCain was born in a barracks in ****-all non-US land.

almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011

Then Obama did some magic to get it to 9.9% in a few months

You're reading that percentage wrong, mate. The 25% is an increase in the total number, not a rate increase.

You're right, I see now that there was a peak in August to 14 1/2 Million which is now back down to 12 Million and are expected to drop even more by the end of this month, as per what The Government says. They say they will add over 70,000 State jobs as well as Businesses are expected to employ another 250,000 as they did in January. The average work week is increasing by 0.2 and is expected to increase another 0.1 hours by the end of the month.

My god that was the most interesting thing ever to read. Sorry if that was not needed but I could read this **** for hours and not get bored. All I read is results which is so ****ing interesting to me. I'll probably dig up some more of this for my reading pleasure. But this is so interesting to me. Looks like the Media Industry is cutting 8,000 jobs while goods manufacturing picked up 50,000.

However, what is really causing the debt we're in? It was predicted a decade ago and is still going up. Obviously this isn't Obama.

Gaius_Octavian said:
Pierce Elliot said:
Obama was more of a US citizen then McCain considering Obama was born in the US. McCain was born in a barracks in ****-all non-US land.

There is no partial U.S. citizenship and the U.S.  There are natural-born and naturalized citizens. 

Any person born on U.S. territory is a U.S. natural born citizen or can make claim to it with very high probablity of being accepted if there is some evidence.  All U.S. military installations and embassies anywhere in the world are considered U.S. territory.  Also a person is a natural born citizen if they are born to two citizens (of either type).   

Naturalized citizens complete the immigration process and are recognized citizens.  The only restriction, I recall without research, is that naturalized citizens cannot be president. 

Just informational.    :smile:

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We should just give up and submit to Canada.  :razz:

The point was, why wasn't McCain forced to show his birth certificate? Obama was Born in Hawaii, McCain, in some military base in Korea, or Vietnam, or Ethiopia, or Atheiopia, or ****-all, doesn't matter. It was some other country, and that it being in a different country means it's not in the country of the U.S. Yet, for some reason McCain wasn't asked to show his birth certificate or was his nationality even called into question the entire time. There's no requirement for a presidential candidate to show their birth receipt. So why is how long it took him to show it a problem, or even more so, why was he even asked to show it?
 
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