Now THIS, Is Funny.

[kroc]

j00 m34n 7#3R3 15 n0 *1337-translata*??
there are plenty!!
http://ryanross.net/leet/
http://www.ogobin.org/tmp/31337.php <<good


for j00 n00bz0rZx who dunno 1337 hers some PHr3Ku3N7ly H4s|{3d K0o£St330nZ!!!11!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

 

[compfreak]

j00 m34n 7#3R3 15 n0 *1337-translata*??
there are plenty!!
http://ryanross.net/leet/
http://www.ogobin.org/tmp/31337.php <<good


for j00 n00bz0rZx who dunno 1337 hers some PHr3Ku3N7ly H4s|{3d K0o£St330nZ!!!11!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Interesting, but I ment a translator, not transliterator. I looked at the source and it's just a simple charecter replacement script. It doesn't do things like make 'the' into 't3h' or any of the other common replacement words.

 

[kroc]

big difference... you can do that yourself, you know...
like instead of writing the (just wrote teh..) man, you write teh man... i mean, you can use your brain, or just type fast so you make typos which is exactly what that is..

 

[Orion]

Leet (meaning 'elite', most commonly represented as 1337) is an online culture or attitude sometimes identified by frequent use of leetspeak (a spelling convention for typed words).

lol...

because the originators of the convention felt they may be under some form of surveillance

LMAO!!! SURVEILANCE!!! LOL!

Leetspeak was probably first used by hackers on Bulletin Board Systems, and then later adopted by users of Online Multiplayer Games and other Internet communities.

Hackers on BBS... lol

This is symptomatic of the desire, or affected desire or desire for an appearance of either a desire or affected desire

I desire that Wikipedia use 1337-5P34|<

Leetspeak is not popular among all hackers, and nowadays is most commonly used in an ironic manner to represent immaturity or to annoy people.

Immaturity? //TF?!?!?! 0|/|(_-!!! |00|35!!!

a cultural phenomenon well known amongst hackers

z0|/|(_-!!! |-|4)(!!!

like AOL, which is associated with "noobiness"

//00T!!! AIM R N00B!!! (I shall now use a very nice program I have to make one of my msgs "31337")

Leetspeak is a form of written slang or street talk for the information highway.

Ok? 'Tis teh 3||t3r||3T.

the major use of leetspeak on the Internet is as an in-joke between computer geeks

†|-|á†'§ ƒÜ{k€

L† †0 áLL 31337 ÞÊÕÞL€!!!

(all of those words were translated by hand, and not by typing in plain text to a "translater")

such as "pwned", ... Another prominent example of a surviving leet expression is the ever-popular "woot/w00t"

w00t!

fux0red, "****ed up" seriously messed up or deranged, often can be used to refer to a piece of hardware or software that is broken to the point that it is hardly or not at all usable
h4x (also "h4xx"), "Hacks" in English, these are usually programs for games that allows a user to cheat and gain an unfair advantage.
hax0r, h4x0r, h4xx0r, "hacker". It is possible that the substitution of "ck" with "x" is a linguistic nod to the Greek letter chi (see TeX for the original example of this). Also, haxor is sometimes found as "haxxor", as symbols for "x" are often doubled. Sometimes used as a verb, i.e. "I haxx0r you" or "OMG U HAX!!"

h4x!

n00b, from newbie, most often meant in the derogatory sense. (although one does not have to be new to earn this title)
ph33r or ph34r, a respelling "leetage" of fear. Most commonly used as "ph33r m3h!"

ph33r m3h.

rox0rz, "rocks" .... sux0rz, "sucks", as in "s|_|x0rz my n|_|tz0rz" when one feels pity for someone else, or when angry.
suxxor, some other person considered unfriendly; also used in friendly name calling among gamers.
t3h, used in place of "the" in leetspeak. Also will sometimes be used when mocking someone (i.e. "look @ me, i'm t3h ub3r h4xxorzx!!11")
ub3r, from the German word über, meaning "super" (literally translated "over," the word has taken on a new meaning), as in "Ub3r-l337". Some people say "I am uber cool" or "! @m UB3R c00l!" This word can also be spelled as ub0r to better emphasize it.
ub3rly 1337 A derivation of ub3r and 1337, meaning cool, as a replacement for "awesomely cool"
w00t or the emoticon o/, a common interjection analogous to "woohoo!". It originates from the word "r00t", meaning the h4x0r has gained root access to a system, thus proving their l33tness. It can also be an abbreviation standing for "We Own Other Team."

Sux0rz m`/ nutz0rz

j00, "you"

Self explanatory.

d00d" for "dude"
"joo" for "you", also written as "j00" or "_|00"
"ph" for "f", as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0||371("
Note that in true leet, the following are considered improper. They are seen more as IM lingo or AOL speak.

"kewl" or kwel or ku or ql for cool
"r" for are, m for am, y for why, d for "the", b for be, c for see, u for you (giving the common see you: c u)
"2" for to or too, 4 for for (but note "4" can also represent an "A" in proper 1337)
"8" for -ate, as l8r for later
"ne" for any
"u 1 2" for "you want to" ("icq"="i seek you" style)
"nite" for night
"10x" for thanks

j00 aer n00bz0r

"aer" for "are"
"yuo" for "you"
"teh" or "t3h" for "the" (also sometimes used as an intensifier: "He is teh lame"). Another form can also be "da" (As in "| em da ro><00rz!!11!").
"smrt" for "smart" (This may also be an intentional reference to an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer misspells smart in song whilst burning his High School Diploma: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!")
"waht" for "what"
"caek" for "cake"
"cuet" for "cute"
"gaem" for "game"
"leik" or "liek" for "like", usually sarcastic—generally when making fun of a script kiddie or AOL-er
German "ist" for "is", often used with word "death". For example, "mp3 ist death."
"pwn" or "pwned" for "own" or "owned". This originates from the 'P' key on a QWERTY keyboard being immediately beside the 'o' key and pressed by the less-than-nimble pinky (little) finger.
"flase" as opposed to the word "false"
"Evar" or "Ev4r" as opposed to the word "Ever". This is usually used in such phrases as "BEST. GAME. EVAR."
"Laymur" for "lamer", as in one that is lame.
"Starbge" for strange"
"Tiem" for "Time"

Leik z0mg j00 aer n00b.

"1 4t3 j00r r4m3n n00d135" for "I ate your ramen noodles"

Chicken flavored.

Ode to the Leet Gamer
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

by Yukon

4 !337 94m3r%5 4 d00d wh0 7h1nk5 7h3y%r3 "73h h07"
8u7 73h r357 0ph u5 94m3r5 kn0w 7h3y 4r3 n07.
"1 7074!!y pwn3d j00 u n00b" 7h3y m19h7 54y
45 7h31r 1d107 5p33(h 15 p!4(3d 0n d15p!4y.
D0n%7 7yp3 1n 4!! (4p5, u51n9 num83rz 4nd 519n5
0r 0ur 0p1n10n 0ph u w1!! b3c0m3 m154!19n3d.
50 u h17 73h m4x !3v3!? 1 r34!!y d0n%7 (4r3,
51n(3 ur h19h-!3v3! phr13nd p0w3r!3v3!3d j00 7h3r3.
50 u 907 4 h19h phr49 (0un7? Wh1(h 5p4wn d1d u (4mp?
8y 73h w4y, k1!!1n9 b075 d035n%7 m4k3 u 4 (h4mp.
J00 (4n (4!! m3 4 h8r, u (4n 54y 1 !4(k 5k1!!z,
8u7 7h15 p!4y3r d035n%7 n33d 4 (h34p PK 4 7hr1!!z.
7hu5 1 155u3 4 (h4!!3n93; 4((3p7 1ph u (4n.
4r3n%7 u 4 !337 94m3r? 4r3n%7 u 50-(4!!3d "73h m4n"?
73h u!71m473 745k 7h47 5h0u!d u 5u((33d
4!! 94m3r5 5h4!! b0w d0wn 4nd ph0!!0w y0ur !34d.
4nd h3r3%5 73h pr0p054!-- 1 h0p3 j00 h4v3 phun:
50 0u7 4nd b347 737r15. [My w0rk h3r3 15 d0n3.]

Amen. For you... un1337 n00bs, here is a translation of the Ode:

A leet gamer's a dude who thinks they're "the hot"
But the rest of us gamers know they are not.
"I totally owned you, you noob!" they might say
As their idiot speech is placed on display.
Don't type in all caps using numbers and signs
Or our opinion of you will become misaligned.
So you hit the max level? I really don't care,
Since your high-level friend powerleveled you there.
So you got a high frag count? Which spawn did you camp?
By the way, killing bots doesn't make you a champ.
You can call me a hater, you can say I lack skills,
But this player doesn't need a cheap PK for thrills.
Thus I issue a challenge; accept if you can.
Aren't you a leet gamer? Aren't you so-called "the man"?
The ultimate task that should you succeed
All gamers shall bow down and follow your lead.
And here's the proposal-- I hope you have fun:
Go out and beat Tetris. [My work here is done.]

Sorry for the huge post, but it's teh pwn.

 

[Cosan]

t3h c00lz0rz



















pl-l43r m3

 

[kroc]

orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b
orion = n00b

if orion == n00b:
print "orion = n00b"
else:
print "orion != n00b"

F5
;orion = n00b



ok, anymore questions?

 

[compfreak]

Is there a typo in the Ode? Because I noticed '50' was translated 'go'. I thought it was 'so'. Anyways, that's hilarious.

 

[Sina]

Rofl

NPC groups in this world is continuously Active, pimpin' look'n fo` enemies n engag'n in battles wit each Otha, wanna be gangsta you is there ta see tizzle or not mah nizzle. It is, in a way, a very rizzy World

 

[Cosan]

ehehee.

Since thizzay President Bizzush has taken unprecedented steps ta protect our homeland n create a world fizzy F-R-to-tha-izzom terror fo' sheezy. He is grateful fo` tha service n sacrifice of our brave men n *****ez in uniform n they families .

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://taleworlds.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/viewtopic.php?t=3055&start=15

 

[compfreak]

Did you see my sig?! Carrie Fisher never sounded so hilarious.

King Yaroglek: You're safe. Wizzle we heard `bout tha D-to-tha-izzark Horde, we feared tha worst.
Me: We have no time fo` sorrows, Sir . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. You mizzust use tha 411 Marnid heard as he laid on tha battlefield ta hizzle plan tha attack- it's out only hope doggystyle.

Le's go **** up teh Death Star!

 

[Cosan]

I know. I was just about to post this.

a **** with us, we gots to **** you up. You mizzust use tha 411 Marnid

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

While being a light-weight game, Mount&Blade is Neverthless excit'n, addictive, n revolutionary now mother****ers lemme here ya say hoe.