Now THIS, Is Funny.

[Cosan]

Ok, some people may have heard of it, but there is something called gizoogle that translates webpages into gangsta language.

First, take a lot at this.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.taleworlds.com/

I'll quote some funny bits.

RPGDot.com has posted a very funky ass preview of Mount&Blade. Read It hizzle.

Combat
Battles in Mount&Blade require a hizzle degree of concentrizzles n user Involvizzle. A few powerful blows can takes you dizzay n there is no such thing As a Perpetratin' potion", therefore you miznust stay alert n parry or dodge each And every blizzay . Slap your mutha ****in self. This is difficult, but whizzen you enta a pitched battle against Five dizzy knights, n emerge as tha last dawg pimpin' you will kizzle thiznat you Deserve yo reputizzles as tha finest mother****a in Calradia . Snoop dogg is in this *****.

Some coz they is straight trippin' fo` thrill n excitement, some Coz they is desperate n know no otha way . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. Some coz they is so Bitta n hateful thizzat they is will'n ta unleash doom on earth... And yet Some, coz they is tha very heroes who wizzy step forward ta stop that...

Do some of your own (yo?) here...

http://gizoogle.com/

You can get some seriously hilarious stuff.

 

[powerg8]

Some people have way to much free time.

 

[Lhorkan]

Thanks for that link Cosan!

 

[Achilles]

Nice site

http://gizoogle.com/showimage.php?id=32

 

[Cosan]

lol! That signatures pretty funny, Lhorkan.

 

[Sir Saladin]

I got some shizzle on my shnozzle. Word.

 

[kroc]

ok ganstas... chill out

 

[Juno]

POWER TO THE STONERZ!!

 

[kroc]

p#34r mY 1e37 5k1770rZ j00 n00bZorx!!!
1m $4 1337 H4Xx0r!!!!!

 

[powerg8]

ya, what he^ said.

 

[Cosan]

Ok. Right.

 

[kroc]

yeah

try this:
go to google
type "miserable failure"
click "Im feeling lucky"
translate that page using http://gizoogle.com/
and read it

 

[compfreak]

President Bizzle is married ta Laura Welch Bush, a forma drug deala n librarian, n they have twiznin daughta, Barbara n Jenna .

Tomorrow on Fox news: President Bush has started operations to take down the notorious terrorist group Gizoogle. Some congressmen have debated whether Gizoogle is really a terrorist group, but President Bush pointed out that "If you hate the president, you hate America. If you hate America, you are a terrorist. If you are a terrorist, then turn yourself in now and we'll let you choose your 'interrogators.'" As always, Fox is commited to helping stop the reign of terror and will send its large security force that previously patrolled east LA to look for the perpetrators of these henious acts.

 

[kroc]

funny thing is him being linked as MISERABLE FAILURE!!
aaaahhahhhha..

hope i dont get banned from USA(altho im leaving in a cupe o' days)

 

[Henderson]

I wish there was a l337 translator

 

[compfreak]

I thought about writing one, but it's too hard. there isn't one version of leet, so you'll need to work on many different versions of a pretty complex program.

 

[Henderson]

hmm??

 

[compfreak]

j00 can wr1te 1337 lik3 7h1s, or y0u c4n wr173 1337 11k3 7h15, 0P `|0|_| (4|| //p173 1337 11|<3 7|-|15

 

[Orion]

Even a formidable cracka can be overwhelmed by numba n enemy parties tend To be strong in pimp in Mount&Blade. Therefore if you wizzle ta stand up Against thizzay you wizzle hizzle ta raise yo own band of brotha n ****.

Raise yo own band o' brothas n ****!

 

[Cosan]

Ahahaha.

My fave is

but whizzen you enta a pitched battle against Five dizzy knights, n emerge as tha last dawg pimpin' you will kizzle thiznat you Deserve yo reputizzles as tha finest mother****a in Calradia . Snoop dogg is in this *****.