Nothing Personal (Re-post)

[Tibertus]

A 14 year-old raping a 16 year-old? Not fookin' likely, Ruthven, he could probably kick your little ass.

It all depends...but I wouldn't kick his little ass...okay I would if he was trying to rape me, but I'm good at containing rage.  As a matter of fact, I've never fought one day of my life, but I'm 6"1 and 200 pounds.

Faaaatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fat fat fat fat fat fat fat faaaaaat faaaaatty fatty fatty fat fat fat fatty mcfudge ****er.

Hey Folthrik, I was just discussing rape. 

*shrug*
Try and catch me.

You forget, I'm in the military, all we do is run.

 

[Angaku]

I'm not fat, I'm 6"1 so it all evens out.

EDIT: Luckily!

 

[Ruthven]

A 14 year-old raping a 16 year-old? Not fookin' likely, Ruthven, he could probably kick your little ass.

It all depends...but I wouldn't kick his little ass...okay I would if he was trying to rape me, but I'm good at containing rage.  As a matter of fact, I've never fought one day of my life, but I'm 6"1 and 200 pounds.

Hear that Folthrik? Another forumite on the heavier side. And your age too!

I'm not fat, I'm 6"1 so it all evens out.

No it doesn't. I'm almost six feet tall and weigh only about 140 pounds, and even though I am skinny, I'm just about average. Would the extra two inches make up for 60 pounds? Don't think so.

 

[Æon]

I'm not fat, I'm 6"1 so it all evens out.

EDIT: Luckily!

He's kidding, pay him no heed.

Hear that Folthrik? Another forumite on the heavier side. And your age too!

I don't need queues, I've already started hitting on him.

 

[Angaku]

I feel this is getting WAAAAAYYY off topic so I'll lock it....maybe later...too.......lazy....

 

[Tibertus]

I donno, the BMI for your weight and height is in the overweight range, and you being 16, I doubt it's all muscle. So you're fat. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if none of it was muscle, since you've seem like a mild mannered, donut munching, tub boy to me.

 

[Ruthven]

I feel this is getting WAAAAAYYY off topic so I'll lock it....maybe later...too.......lazy....

... Need yet another doughnut...

 

[Angaku]

I drink water ALL the time and eat a full serving of veggies every 2 days so I'm not all fat, but yes I have some fat. (I'm chubby, but can run pretty well.)

 

[Ruthven]

I drink water ALL the time and eat a full serving of veggies every 2 days so I'm not all fat, but yes I have some fat. (I'm chubby, but can run pretty well.)

NO EXCUSE and a full serving of vegetables is meant to be consumed every single day, not every second.


Now, here's a little test: Open the spoiler and tell me if you hurt your head and/or hands/fingers by smashing them into your monitor:

隐藏

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

 

[Angaku]

I drink water ALL the time and eat a full serving of veggies every 2 days so I'm not all fat, but yes I have some fat. (I'm chubby, but can run pretty well.)

NO EXCUSE and a full serving of vegetables is meant to be consumed every single day, not every second.


Now, here's a little test: Open the spoiler and tell me if you hurt your head and/or hands/fingers by smashing them into your monitor:

隐藏

LOL, good one, but I'm not huge.  That donut isn't all that appetizing either.  Now if it was a crispy cream...

 

[Æon]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

 

[Angaku]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

I will eat you, and not in the sexual way either! 

 

[Ruthven]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

You're just mad 'cause you chipped a tooth lunging for my clever trick doughnut.

 

[Tibertus]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

You two going to krispy kreme together? I gotta admit, Krispy Kreme is the ****. I'm a fat kid trapped inside a skinny kid's body.

 

[Angaku]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

You're just mad 'cause you chipped a tooth lunging for my clever trick doughnut.

That did look fairly realistic.

 

[Æon]

Stop picking on my date, you pricks!

I will eat you, and not in the sexual way either! 

I was trying to defend you, but fine. Let's see how you fare when you fend for yourself in Taleworlds.

[me=Folthrik]leaves thread.[/me]

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

I'm gonna eat all of you.

RAWR!!!

 

[Angaku]

It's the internet I think I can handle myself.

 

[Tibertus]

He's really going to eat out your bumhole, Leoric that is.