Nothing Personal (Re-post)

[Angaku]

I just wanna know why people choose to reveal their age online.  I know I do, but don't know why.  Do you have an actual reason?  Not the obvious ones, but like a subconscious purpose.

 

[Pavlov]

because no on takes teenagers seriously. So if i ever read a post that makes me go "the ****..." i go and look at the profile, if I see 15 there, im like "ahh ok that makes sense" Then i try to seduce them.

how old are you btw?

*starts to unbutton shirt*

 

[Ruthven]

because no on takes teenagers seriously. So if i ever read a post that makes me go "the ****..." i go and look at the profile, if I see 15 there, im like "ahh ok that makes sense" Then i try to seduce them.

how old are you btw?

*starts to unbutton shirt*

His profile says 16.

*unzips*

 

[Angaku]

because no on takes teenagers seriously. So if i ever read a post that makes me go "the ****..." i go and look at the profile, if I see 15 there, im like "ahh ok that makes sense" Then i try to seduce them.

how old are you btw?

*starts to unbutton shirt*

Okay, okay, that's enough of that.  Just because your a teenager doesn't mean you are intellectually unstable.  It does mean you are hormonally unstable though, therefore you go off saying things ridiculous because your hormones are spiking or falling low.  So I get what you mean halfway.

 

[Tibertus]

sexy time?

 

[Ruthven]

because no on takes teenagers seriously. So if i ever read a post that makes me go "the ****..." i go and look at the profile, if I see 15 there, im like "ahh ok that makes sense" Then i try to seduce them.

how old are you btw?

*starts to unbutton shirt*

Okay, okay, that's enough of that.  Just because your a teenager doesn't mean you are intellectually unstable.  It does mean you are hormonally unstable though, therefore you go off saying things ridiculous because your hormones are spiking or falling low.  So I get what you mean halfway.

Oh god the weight of the world is bearing down on me! All is lost! 

Wait a minute... What was I saying? Oh, yes... No... What?

OUTRAGEOUS! **** YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS CLAIMS!

*Jumps into corner and dies*


+10 Awesome-O points for whoever understands the reference.

 

[Tibertus]

*Rapes corpse*

..........

?

 

[Angaku]

because no on takes teenagers seriously. So if i ever read a post that makes me go "the ****..." i go and look at the profile, if I see 15 there, im like "ahh ok that makes sense" Then i try to seduce them.

how old are you btw?

*starts to unbutton shirt*

Okay, okay, that's enough of that.  Just because your a teenager doesn't mean you are intellectually unstable.  It does mean you are hormonally unstable though, therefore you go off saying things ridiculous because your hormones are spiking or falling low.  So I get what you mean halfway.

Oh god the weight of the world is bearing down on me! All is lost! 

Wait a minute... What was I saying? Oh, yes... No... What?

OUTRAGEOUS! **** YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS CLAIMS!

*Jumps into corner and dies*

...No comment...

 

[Ruthven]

Tibertus, I think you meant "corpse" not "corps". A surprising mistake for someone in the military to make, but no matter.



And apparently you sods don't get the reference. Perhaps somebody who is at the very least mildly intelligent will be able to direct you towards the hilarity of my seemingly inane sentiment.

 

[Tibertus]

Gawd, I'll rape your corpse then.

 

[Angaku]

Tibertus, I think you meant "corpse" not "corps". A surprising mistake for someone in the military to make, but no matter.



And apparently you sods don't get the reference. Perhaps somebody who is at the very least mildly intelligent will be able to direct you towards the hilarity of my seemingly inane sentiment.

Yes I understand that, but you seem to disprove what I've said in a sarcastic way, which angers me. 

 

[Areze]

Y'all are all ****ing weird.

EDIT: Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

RAAAAAGGGEE

 

[Ruthven]

Tibertus, I think you meant "corpse" not "corps". A surprising mistake for someone in the military to make, but no matter.



And apparently you sods don't get the reference. Perhaps somebody who is at the very least mildly intelligent will be able to direct you towards the hilarity of my seemingly inane sentiment.

Yes I understand that, but you seem to disprove what I've said in a sarcastic way, which angers me. 

TEENAGERAGE

 

[Angaku]

Tibertus, I think you meant "corpse" not "corps". A surprising mistake for someone in the military to make, but no matter.



And apparently you sods don't get the reference. Perhaps somebody who is at the very least mildly intelligent will be able to direct you towards the hilarity of my seemingly inane sentiment.

Yes I understand that, but you seem to disprove what I've said in a sarcastic way, which angers me. 

TEENAGERAGE

Ha, ha, funny, but that was just irritation.

 

[Æon]

A 14 year-old raping a 16 year-old? Not fookin' likely, Ruthven, he could probably kick your little ass.

 

[Ruthven]

A 14 year-old raping a 16 year-old? Not fookin' likely, Ruthven, he could probably kick your little ass.

But I have more knowledge about *good* British television! 


Also, is it still rape if Pav's already killed him?

 

[Tibertus]

Hey Folthrik, I was just discussing rape. 

 

[Angaku]

A 14 year-old raping a 16 year-old? Not fookin' likely, Ruthven, he could probably kick your little ass.

It all depends...but I wouldn't kick his little ass...okay I would if he was trying to rape me, but I'm good at containing rage.  As a matter of fact, I've never fought one day of my life, but I'm 6"1 and 200 pounds.

 

[jlgx50]

is 20 to old Pav  ?

 

[Æon]

16 against 14, I'd put my money on the 16 year-old. For all we know, you haven't even hit puberty yet, Ruth.

Hey Folthrik, I was just discussing rape. 

*shrug*
Try and catch me.

EDIT: Yeah Ruth, you're fookin' screwed:

but I'm 6"1 and 200 pounds.