Neutrals!

[guspav]

Neutrals UNITE!.. .or don't... who cares? Just do whatever you want. Let those royalist morons kill each other over the crumbs for we will prevail in our own freedom. Let those pigish nobles sustain us with their tournaments.
Why choose a side when you can be on all or none at once? Anarchy and freedom for all!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Hey look, TUMBLEWEED!

 

[Cleaning agent]

You totally killed it Mic. You should have linked in another thread and said it.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I thought I'd help ol' Guspav out.

 

[Mage246]

Death To Neutrals! It is the Khergit Way! We'll keep your women and children as slaves, though.

"What makes a good man go neutral?
Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
Zapp Brannigan

 

[Cleaning agent]

Whichever faction they come from, they have to be better than your women and children I guess.

 

[Areze]

Oi, you ladies wanna find somewhere else to have a catfight? We're all outta oil here. Too busy greasing the weapons for a nice day for gutting more loyalist sheep.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Oi, you ladies wanna find somewhere else to have a catfight? We're all outta oil here. Too busy greasing the weapons for a nice day for gutting more loyalist sheep.

You want to start a rumble?

FACTIONS, UNITE AND FORM UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw

 

[guspav]

Oii! you see? Royalist's endless violence, go away and kill each other, in the meantime we'll just make a camp and have some pork and wine and sing songs about how we go wherever we please unhindered.

Threatening to grab our children and women? Well how very valiant, "knights"! We don't belong to any faction anyway, but if you mess with us you'll find yourself in big time trouble and will need to go and hide under your pimp- kings' dresses. We're everywhere even though you rarely notice us! We're the oppressed peasant, the homeless mercenary, the lone sword sister, we shall one day rise and end inequality in all of Calradia!

 

[Tralfaz]

Im only neutral because I cant speak for the trees. 

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I don't think you saw the choreography we're capable of.

 

[Areze]

Oi, you ladies wanna find somewhere else to have a catfight? We're all outta oil here. Too busy greasing the weapons for a nice day for gutting more loyalist sheep.

You want to start a rumble?

FACTIONS, UNITE AND FORM UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw

"Ah, boss, he's tellin' us to form up, whadda we do?"

"What do you think, ignore the nonce. He'll come back groveling with his shiny purse after a while. I going to go see what those helpless Rhodoks and Nords want now."

"Yessir."

Oops. There goes your army.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

You think I can't dance on my own, punk?

 

[guspav]

Sure you can't, you need your pimp-king to tell you when and how to defecate

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I'm sorry, someone please notice I just referenced West Side Story completely irrelevantly.

 

[guspav]

Noted, but had to keep it in the whole context.

 

[Balduran]

Neutrals UNITE!.. .or don't... who cares? Just do whatever you want. Let those royalist morons kill each other over the crumbs for we will prevail in our own freedom. Let those pigish nobles sustain us with their tournaments.
Why choose a side when you can be on all or none at once? Anarchy and freedom for all!

oh, great. you just HAD to give those morons a place to throw crap at the rest of us?

 

[guspav]

Well that's what embassies are for!
Come on let's just return by the fire and continue our ale and rabbit stew along with those pretty peasant women

 

[Areze]

You think I can't dance on my own, punk?

You dance? Let me guess, you sing sonnets as well...

And here I thought kings preferred fighters on the battlefield, no wonder they make heavy use of mercenaries as they do.

 

[Balduran]

Come on let's just return by the fire and continue our ale and rabbit stew along with those pretty peasant women

Haha, ok you convinced me 
I still think this thread is a bad idea though