NERF VLANDIA

[Sjako Febracci]

Vlandia needs a nerf because Vlandians think they're better than everyone else with their stupid crossbows and stupid kettle hats and everything about them is stupid and lame

Let's start

Peasant - good class, honourable fighters. No need for adjustments. Only good Vlandian unit

Voulgier - most important thing: change Noble Great Sword -> "Noble" Great Sword. Why? Because there's nothing noble about Blandians. Voulge -> FOULge because it's a foul weapon

Crossbow/Arbalest - Nothing to be said here, **** unit with **** weapon. "Oh look at me I shoot you and then I hide again to reload xDDDD and I have a stupid kettle hat" It's a miracle Vlandians even came up with this stuff because they're so stupid. I actually think the Empire invented it first and some idiot Vlandian stole the idea. So it's not even special but somehow they made everyone believe it's their unique special thing. Longbow > Crossbow, if you don't agree then get out of my face

Vanguard - "Oh man I got a lance and fast horse let's kill some unsuspecting guys in the back". Sad.

Knight - "Huurrrr duurrrrrr I'm the big tough guy I'm on an armoured horse and I've got a big sword (which I will drop anyway because it's useless but I'm a rich ******* that profits off my peasants hard labour so I don't give a ****), bastard axe and lance so what are you going to do?" Pathetic.

Anyone who disagrees is a Vlandian spy or sadly has been brainwashed into thinking Vlandia is a honourable faction. I really can't believe anyone can play as Vlandia and feel good about themselves.

 

[Namakan]

ah yes TDM


also you forgot one

 

[Mabons]

 

[hoonii]

yes

 

[Sjako Febracci]

ah yes TDM


also you forgot one

Mostly Siege but my point still stands. And you're right about sergeant but I have nothing to say about them, they're not stupid or honourable enough to be mentioned

 

[amanamoth]

None of this is necessary if we just had fully customizable gear selection like back in warband.

 

[Hairless]

can we ban average TDM/siege enjoyers from the forums

 

[vonbalt]

None of this is necessary if we just had fully customizable gear selection like back in warband.

Wanna get thrown into Armagan's private dungeon? this is how you end up there..

 

[flashn00b]

Buffs > Nerfs IMO.

Aserai's lack of heavy infantry is especially apparent when you realize how terrible the Veteran's Heavy Mace is worse than the light archer's default weapon, TaleWorlds seems insistent on keeping Sturgia the worst faction in the game and the Lancer's the only worthwhile Khuzait cav

I think TaleWorlds might also wanna look at replacing the Heavy Menavlion and heavy mauls with faster blunt weapons due to crush through being removed from the game.

 

[FearSpear]

Sad!!

 

[Nopanda]

yeah nerf vlandia

 

[Einarcf]

I think Vlandia is way too good now. Stomps everyone in skirmish

 

[Mabons]

can we ban average TDM/siege enjoyers from the forums

Buffs > Nerfs IMO.

Aserai's lack of heavy infantry is especially apparent when you realize how terrible the Veteran's Heavy Mace is worse than the light archer's default weapon, TaleWorlds seems insistent on keeping Sturgia the worst faction in the game and the Lancer's the only worthwhile Khuzait cav

I think TaleWorlds might also wanna look at replacing the Heavy Menavlion and heavy mauls with faster blunt weapons due to crush through being removed from the game.

Case in point

 

[Pacemaker]

From a skirmish perspective, Vlandia is mediocre now. It can't really compete with Round 1 doomstick triple spawn that Empire has, or the Brigand Space Marine of Sturgia.

 

[DennyWiseau]

Vlandia needs a nerf because Vlandians think they're better than everyone else with their stupid crossbows and stupid kettle hats and everything about them is stupid and lame

Let's start

Peasant - good class, honourable fighters. No need for adjustments. Only good Vlandian unit

Voulgier - most important thing: change Noble Great Sword -> "Noble" Great Sword. Why? Because there's nothing noble about Blandians. Voulge -> FOULge because it's a foul weapon

Crossbow/Arbalest - Nothing to be said here, **** unit with **** weapon. "Oh look at me I shoot you and then I hide again to reload xDDDD and I have a stupid kettle hat" It's a miracle Vlandians even came up with this stuff because they're so stupid. I actually think the Empire invented it first and some idiot Vlandian stole the idea. So it's not even special but somehow they made everyone believe it's their unique special thing. Longbow > Crossbow, if you don't agree then get out of my face

Vanguard - "Oh man I got a lance and fast horse let's kill some unsuspecting guys in the back". Sad.

Knight - "Huurrrr duurrrrrr I'm the big tough guy I'm on an armoured horse and I've got a big sword (which I will drop anyway because it's useless but I'm a rich ******* that profits off my peasants hard labour so I don't give a ****), bastard axe and lance so what are you going to do?" Pathetic.

Anyone who disagrees is a Vlandian spy or sadly has been brainwashed into thinking Vlandia is a honourable faction. I really can't believe anyone can play as Vlandia and feel good about themselves.

Have you tried gitting gudder first though?

 

[drontrixsepta]

all these people who didnt understood that it was a joke thread and got it seriusly...
Sad !!!