Humans left with no-one to impress
The death of Nelson Mandela has left humanity without a single individual that you would genuinely not want to disappoint.
South Africa’s first black president freed his country from oppression, inspired millions and encouraged countless celebrities to be marginally less self-absorbed.
But as the world mourned a lovely old man who didn’t take any **** from racists, everyone realised there was no longer any reason to raise their game...