Neighbours

[Mayhem]

So, I'm interested in discussing stories of terrible neighbours. Do your neighbours turn up on your doorstep with shotguns, go to your kids' schools and hold them by the throat threatening to kill them or to score chicks of the variety "lacking grass on the pitch"? Try to run locals down with their cars every other day?
Feel free to post your stories, whether they be from family, friends, or first hand experience. They don't have to be as extreme as mine.

Anyway, I'll see how you respond to this thread before I tell you the stories behind those examples.

 

[Devercia]

Kobrag's neighbor wins.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Devercia's post officially renders this topic obsolete at...
Two posts?



Juuust kidding.
No crazy/creepy neighbours.
Unless you count as compensating for something with a huge ****ing fireworks display every December the 31st as creepy.
Which I classify as annoying anyway.

 

[Devercia]

Unless you count as compensating for something with a huge ****ing fireworks display every December the 31st as creepy.

I find a display of ****ing fireworks very creepy in addition to being an outstanding display of engineering. Those giant fire ejaculating fountain phalli are particularly disturbing.

 

[Mayhem]

隐藏

Unless you count as compensating for something with a huge ****ing fireworks display every December the 31st as creepy.

I find a display of ****ing fireworks very creepy in addition to being an outstanding display of engineering. Those giant fire ejaculating fountain phalli are particularly disturbing.

That all? Well your countries must have a more competent police force.

 

[gamerwiz09]

Devercia, stop owning this thread.

Anyways, as for my neighbors, well...One is an old family with some ****ed up handicapped kid who mostly keep to themselves. The other is a family which consists of full-time mother, a father that was a helicopter pilot in Iraq, which leads me to believe he's slightly crazy in a badass sort of way, and many, many screaming children. They also seem to have more extended family staying there as of recently, which includes even more screaming children. In back of me, there's this creepy old man who has a couple of dogs that get in barking contests with my dogs and together they all team up to try and tear down the flimsy fence that is separating them. 

So nothing to out of the ordinary.

 

[Sushiman70]

My current neighbours rock. Well... the ones we talk to. Not sure about neighbours at the new house.

 

[Tintin]

My neighbours are also my godparents. They keep buying me tea towels

 

[FrisianDude]

My neighbour launched fireworks from his hand.

 

[corey43]

Maybe not my neigbours but my Grandparents neighbours are really strange. My mum is ussualy working by the time I finish the school day so I some times have to walk round to my Grandparent's house after school until she gets back. But every single day I walk round there is always this creepy looking man sat on his own doorstep drinking cider.I mean it's creepy the fact that he's alwas there, watching people who walk by.

 

[Cheezburger]

My neighbour launched fireworks from his hand.

I launched a fireworks from my hand.

 

[Seff]

My neighbors are my old history teacher and his new wife and teenage daughter. They're sensible people, except for the girl - she's chavvish.

 

[FrisianDude]

Stab her with your sword.

 

[Seff]

I would, but she's not an easy chav.

 

[Danath]

I had a real crazy neighbour in my building.
- He used to dress himself as a woman (dress with huge cleavage, hairy chess for your eyes) to disguise himself from some cops.
- One night he took a hammer and destroyed his bathroom.
- Threw CDs with their case from the balcony
- His front neighbour got his door slashed by his machete
- Bought a ton of bread and some days later left it in the doorway, was already green
etc...

 

[Tintin]

I've another neighbour who constantly smokes and if I have my window open it drifts in. And the house in the corner of the street has constant visits from the police. Once there was a dog hanging out the window.

 

[Cheezburger]

Once there was a dog hanging out the window.

Oh f*ck! Like hanging, or hanged out from window? How goddamn stupid can people are?

 

[FrisianDude]

At least they didn't call themselves 'cheezburger.'

 

[Tintin]

Once there was a dog hanging out the window.

Oh f*ck! Like hanging, or hanged out from window? How goddamn stupid can people are?

They left the window open and were out for the day. They'd just got 6 puppies. One of them must of slipped on the windowsill and it was hanging out and couldn't get back in.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

They paint, enough said.