NA player looking for a native clan

[Snoop]

Sorry for the disappointment, Mad Dawg.  I assure you none was intended.  It seems obvious to me that Balions was the NA clan least in need of improvement.



Brutus whispers:  Did he buy that?

*Accomplishes shameless plug from Moderator...skips away merrily...

Not long ago... "Balion. recruiting pro's" You turd Mad, You know you don't want that guy, but get butthurt when you're not included.

Damn, I should go to sleep. "Go home Snoop you're drunk." Anyway, Dof, Rebels or GK is probably your most newb friendly choices. Join one of those and when you build up some skill, leave them, and join one of the invite only clans. Seems to be the way of things.

 

[WilySly]

I'm still waiting for my invite to one of the good clans.

 

[unicorn]

I thought PRT disbanded long ago?

Then why are they asking me for scrims?

They're strictly EU now I think, the US PRT disbanded

 

[KoA John]

I'm still waiting for my invite to one of the good clans.

Sry Wily youre just not quite up to par with what we are looking for in a quarterback, o wait

 

[Lagstro]

I'm still waiting for my invite to one of the good clans.

PPSSSHHH, just GTFO already... it's not like you are an important part of wK anyway...

隐藏

 

[KissMyAxe]

Not long ago... "Balion. recruiting pro's" You turd Mad, You know you don't want that guy, but get butthurt when you're not included.

Mad gets mad over everything. It's in the name, silly. However, Balion Guard accepts everyone of any skill (I mean, look at me!) that manages not to piss off Mad Dawg in a couple of vent sessions. That said, GK is probably the best new friendly clan out there.

 

[ClockWise]

TMW is bad.

 

[Lagstro]

Mad gets mad over everything. It's in the name, silly. However, Balion Guard accepts everyone of any skill (I mean, look at me!) that manages not to piss off Mad Dawg in a couple of vent sessions.

The truth about joining Balion is that once you take your vow to serve the Dawg... you are immediately taken hostage and you will not see the light of day until the brainwashing process is complete. After the process is complete... they will release you out into the world as a Balion... however, there are cases in which one escapes the brainwashing for just a few seconds, and you remember your past memories, at that very moment, the Dawg will know... the Dawg will capture you... but this time.................. you will be terminated and no one will ever remember you again.

But no worries... that has only happened a few times... the chances of making it all the way through is totally possible and EVERYONE can do it.

There is this story of this one man... who is known to be the Dawg's dawg... who is a reckless one... he has a hard time telling the difference between friend or foe and will 'bite' just about anyone. This is how... the one known as Sub-Zero emerged.

There is another story... which tells of a simple farmer who sought to become a Balion... he underwent the brainwashing process... and came out like all of the Dawg's other disciples... this... was the emergence of Random Peasant, but in the end it turned out that this one particular peasant was not any ordinary peasant... and upon seeing this... the Dawg placed him up above all others.

If you are worried about Balion not accepting you... there is no need to fear... for they do not turn down anyone... there is one man in particular... who is a perfect example of such racial diversity... and his name is Blak.

No but really... they do accept just about anyone... you can be an animal... hence the approval of Septimoose.
You may be food... like Angus Burger or Cereal (Suriell)
You can be a rock... like Brimstoned.
Hell you can even be a Juvenile delinquent.. and as long as you obey every order... and undergo the brainwashing process without any errors.. you will be trained and become a true Balion (One who does not duel in battle servers). If you are up to the task, you may try them out.

 

[ClockWise]

If I were you, Volpel, I'd also consider looking into the forces of the freedom fighters known as the Malion Mercenaries. True heroes, at least to those who long for freedom.

 

[Volpel]

@Clockwise: The Malion Mercenaries? 
@Valent69: I enjoyed reading your post, sir, good work!

 

[KissMyAxe]

@Clockwise: The Malion Mercenaries? 

Yeah, a bunch of inactive scumbags and their pathetic attempts to overthrow the Balion regime rule. /endRP

 

[findecanno]

I thought PRT disbanded long ago?

Anyway, here is DOF's website. http://defendersoffaith.proboards.com/

PRT is EU clan now.

 

[Lagstro]

@Valent69: I enjoyed reading your post, sir, good work!

 

 

[Courtney]

The Rebels are currently going through a...reboot...I guess would be the appropriate term. Most of the older Rebels have gone inactive, and the clan now consists of mostly new members...all at different skill levels. So if you join the Rebels, you might fit in more with other new clan members; whereas, many of the other NA clans already have established members, so you might feel a little left out since you won't know anyone, and sometimes older members tend not to be very welcoming to newer members. GK also gets new members all the time, so you might feel more welcomed there as well. Plus, they have that fancy shmancy server of theirs  .

However, GK is and the Rebels are . You'd rather be than right?  

 

[Volpel]

@Courtney: Actually, I was seriously considering applying to the Rebels. I've met Asesino and Athesus and they're fine people 
I had problems installing Mumble but I've managed. My big problem with any application is that my spoken English is not that fluent. I'm not a native English speaker :/

 

[Courtney]

That's no problem at all. We're based in NA but we have some members from other countries, too. You don't have to put down a lot of information on the application. Just follow how some of the current applications are filled out. Or you can PM me if you don't understand something 

@Courtney: Actually, I was seriously considering applying to the Rebels. I've met Asesino and Athesus and they're fine people 
I had problems installing Mumble but I've managed. My big problem with any application is that my spoken English is not that fluent. I'm not a native English speaker :/

 

[LEGION_Sil]

@Courtney: Actually, I was seriously considering applying to the Rebels. I've met Asesino and Athesus and they're fine people 
I had problems installing Mumble but I've managed. My big problem with any application is that my spoken English is not that fluent. I'm not a native English speaker :/

oh, and where do you come from? 

 

[Volpel]

I live in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada. We speak French here

 

[Snoop]

@Courtney: Actually, I was seriously considering applying to the Rebels. I've met Asesino and Athesus and they're fine people 
I had problems installing Mumble but I've managed. My big problem with any application is that my spoken English is not that fluent. I'm not a native English speaker :/

I can't speak english either.

 

[Lagstro]

Snoop is beerlingual.