My ****ty jokes!

[tamuli]

What did the vampire say to the nice person?

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Fang you very much

What did the baseball player say to the ball?

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Catch ya later

Why did the Welsh persons car break down?

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It had a leek

Why did the grocer quit his job?

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It lost it's appeel

What did the boy flame say to the girl flame?

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I've got the hots for you.

What did the mother penguin say to her child?

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Beak careful out there!

 

[ChurchOfFonz]

What has this world come to.

 

[Vovolov]

God.

/facepalm once again

 

[Saurimo]

i like the baseball one. its original. the rest.... ehhh.

 

[tamuli]

Why did villy stab this thread?

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He couldn't face it!

 

[Seff]

Why did villy stab this thread?

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He couldn't face it!

Fail.

 

[bugman]

Please go away.

 

[Locke Foreer]

I on the other hand thoroughly enjoyed it. All the same brace yourself for plenty of forumites filing in here and harassing you as if this thread is somehow obstructing their lives, and posting in and fuelling the thread whilst complaining that it still exists. I'm looking at you *points vaguely* you piece of ****.

 

[bugman]

Locke, please go away.

 

[Dryvus]

 

[Locke Foreer]

Locke, please go away.

Suck my ****ing ****.

 

[bugman]

BEGONE FELL KRAKEN FROM GRUNWALDER'S ARSE!

 

[Locke Foreer]

Suck my mother****ing ****, *****.

 

[tamuli]

Why did bugman fall down the well?

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HE SUCKED DONKEY COCK!!!

 

[Llew2]

Suck my mother****ing ****, *****.

That makes twice in one thread. Remarkable.

 

[gamerwiz09]

Suck my mother****ing ****, *****.

That makes twice in one thread. Remarkable.

Suck my ****ing ****.

Suck my mother****ing ****, *****.

There's clearly a difference.

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

I wasn't aware that Welsh people were obsessed with leeks.

 

[James]

This page needs it too.

 

[tamuli]

Why did the toddler drop it's lolipop?

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It was hit by a truck

 

[Night Ninja]

*facepalm*