My **** Poll

[Seff]

I am a sad panda.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I don't have one, so I'll just use Seff's as a proxy.

 

[Phonemelter]

No curve, straight up; makes it easier to reach when I bend down to give myself head.

 

[Ambalon]

I don't have one, so I'll just use Seff's.

Hurr durr. 

 

[Dryvus]

Oh come on, is there anyone here who truly hasn't seen Seff's **** by now?

Me too.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

What if your penis curvers the right at the top and to the left at the middle, like a snake?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I don't have one, so I'll just use Seff's.

Hurr durr. 

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

What if your penis curvers the right at the top but to the left at the middle, like a snake?

It's broken. See a doctor.

 

[Ambalon]

I don't have one, so I'll just use Seff's.

Hurr durr. 

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

 

[Tibertus]

What if your penis curvers the right at the top and to the left at the middle, like a snake?

Like Llandy said, your penis bone is most likely broken.

 

[Winterz]

I think you all need Renato Seabra's help tbh. 

 

[Ilex]

No option for "points down". 

 

[Tibertus]

I think you all need Renato Seabra's help tbh. 

I think you need to get the **** out of this thread if you aren't going to talk about phalli.

No option for "points down". 

I'm sorry man, I truly didn't think anyone's pointed down while fully erect. I'll see what I can do about adding the option...

Edit: Didn't know it was that easy.

 

[Ilex]

No option for "points down". 

I'm sorry man, I truly didn't think anyone's pointed down while fully erect. I'll see what I can do about adding the option...

Don't know about fully erect, but "as erect as it gets".

 

[Tibertus]

Lay off the cigarettes. 

 

[FrisianDude]

Or watch better porn.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Please make your "It points down..." option also say "and is blond" 

 

[Tibertus]

Meh, too lazy.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Fine, I'll do it.

There. Now ilex will have to admit he's blond.

 

[Seff]

PIX!

 

[Seff]

I'm sure.