My **** Poll

Pick two about yo' ****!

  • It points up

    选票: 48 41.7%
  • It points straight out

    选票: 37 32.2%
  • It has no curve

    选票: 26 22.6%
  • It curves to the right

    选票: 14 12.2%
  • It curves to the left

    选票: 41 35.7%
  • It curves down

    选票: 5 4.3%
  • It curves up

    选票: 23 20.0%
  • It points down and is blond, I'm weird.

    选票: 4 3.5%

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What the hell does anyone's age have to do with anything? It's not as if dicks get tired of pointing one way. Some dicks just develop that way.

Mine doesn't, for the record.


in-post edit: Ninjad by Ljas. I was gonna link this; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis#Erection_angle, but thought it was a bit too much for the sensitive morons. Link is disabled, so I'm not linking anything naughty. :wink:
 
I'll let someone who's seen it answer this. One should not judge oneself.
 
Ambalon 说:
Wait, is your penis erect in resized/warbandjousting? :shock:
Yes. :cry:

Vadermath 说:
Oh come on, is there anyone here who truly hasn't seen Seff's **** by now?
Possibly Janus. Not sure. Edit: And AWdeV. :razz:
 
You can come to my country...Now it's legal that kind of marriages over here...Paradise for you..
 
And the ring won't fit.

Anyway, three pages in the two hours of hospital visit. :lol:

Winterz 说:
You can come to my country...Now it's legal that kind of marriages over here...
CONGRATULATIONS PORTUGAL IS ALMOST CIVILIZED NOW.  :razz:
 
Winterz 说:
You can come to my country...Now it's legal that kind of marriages over here...Paradise for you..

Marrying solely a man's penis is legal in Portugal?

'Cause I don't want the rest of him.
 
Vadermath 说:
Winterz 说:
You can come to my country...Now it's legal that kind of marriages over here...Paradise for you..

Marrying solely a man's penis is legal in Portugal?

'Cause I don't want the rest of him.

You can marry him and then cut it off after the cerimony....
Thats also legal and if he calls the police...he would be the one being arrest...for disturbing their donut time..
 
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