My game experiensis 3

[Cataphract]

Guud night everione!!

you will be satisfactory from reading me!! I are at my homehouse from doctoral visit to unhealthy humans!! you will read!! :http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,20099.0.html

Now lissen, you will red and laugh
Tonight i was ARCSHER! he was creationed like terror! he's hed was prodused FEARSOM! and hes name is calld Leggolos!!
so these time i was fair play, not hatred at PC!! this time i see CASTEL!! i has hi LEDERCHIP and CHAROSMA!! I go assaultage wit my 34 pieces of humanhood! when ruckus start my menhood are helpfulness!! But tree of them get disturbed penetration in skull from ARROVS!! i yel that thei is mind ridden an lobotommy!! In my hand i hav the anxiousness resident!! but my tallbow escort arrows FAST!! they halt at central  braincenter of evil men, like polise that stops chaffeur!! In end i see All men tired wit red substanc on anatomy!!

I VIKTORIUS!!

bai!

 

[Kobrag]

What in the seven  hells did you drink?!?!?!

 

[Ingolifs]

Never gets old. Although it is sort of spoiled by the fact i know you're doing it on purpose. (the humour of the first one was mostly related to "is this guy for real?")

I like the mangled english.

 

[Cataphract]

Hehe, some water and one cup of coffee, although i feel this one didnt become nearly as good as number 1 and 2.

 

[Kobrag]

could you stop talking about people mangaled man hoods please? <shivers>

 

[Cataphract]

I kinda mimiced some jokes ive read on the net, for example this ones hilarious IMO

Mr Hiroku is in busy Starbuck to order coffee. He wait it, coffee. Wait for some time, of length.
Finally American man for Mr Hiroku make coffee, Mr Hiroku see is not coffee!!!!! The cup is only air!!
Mr Hiroku say "What happen??"
American man say "What!!"
Mr Hiroku say "I order it coffee - why nothing only AIR???"
The man say "You want COFFEE???"
Mr Hiroku ANGER "YES!! - LIKE I ORDER A TIME AGO"
American man say "HAHAHAH!! YOU ORDER WAS CANCEL!!

 

[Kobrag]

I don't get it....

 

[Nethros]

damn i liek luvv!!!!!!!!!1111oenene the miy game xprinsisxperinsisi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111oenoenoeneoenoenonoen

nice ur splieng rly impruved nau but ur gremar still suxx0rs u rly shud like go to schouel more often nd stuf!1111

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I don't get it....

of cousre nat coz u haev sukz0r gremare nd' splineg!111111111111111111111111111111111111!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!ooeoneonoone

 

[morgoth2005]

Nethros, you are so gonna get banned some day

 

[Nethros]

Meh, I don't see any "You're not allowed to mess around with poor grammar and spelling." in the rules.

Besides, I did the same in the other thread.

 

[Llew2]

Never gets old. Although it is sort of spoiled by the fact i know you're doing it on purpose. (the humour of the first one was mostly related to "is this guy for real?")

I like the mangled english.

Yeah 

Hehe, some water and one cup of coffee, although i feel this one didnt become nearly as good as number 1 and 2.

Not quite. There where to many properly spelled werts.

 

[calandale]

I kinda mimiced some jokes ive read on the net, for example this ones hilarious IMO

Mr Hiroku is in busy Starbuck to order coffee. He wait it, coffee. Wait for some time, of length.
Finally American man for Mr Hiroku make coffee, Mr Hiroku see is not coffee!!!!! The cup is only air!!
Mr Hiroku say "What happen??"
American man say "What!!"
Mr Hiroku say "I order it coffee - why nothing only AIR???"
The man say "You want COFFEE???"
Mr Hiroku ANGER "YES!! - LIKE I ORDER A TIME AGO"
American man say "HAHAHAH!! YOU ORDER WAS CANCEL!!

Lucky for Mr. Hiroku, as the Starbucks masturbator had
struck recently. 

 

[James]

they halt at central  braincenter of evil men, like polise that stops chaffeur!!

lol 

 

[DJNad]

Very, very funny... I haven't laughed like that in ages.

 

[TheDrunkenMoron]

What in the seven  hells did you drink?!?!?!

There's nine, you moron.   

For an emo, it's kind of ironic that he doesn't know, isn't it?