Mount and Blade One-Liners

[Tachyon]

So, what's your favourite one-liner from Mount and Blade?

My vote goes to the Sea Raiders :

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders"   

 

[The Mercenary]

"Away with you, vile beggar!"

 

[Tiberius]

TODAY THE GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE


Also

隐藏

BEARCLAW!

 

[Shik]

It's almost harvesting season!

You better not be a manhunter!

I'm going to tear you LIMB from LIMB!

Speaking of which:

No doubt you have all seen this: http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,40374.0.html

 

[Sorkenlol]

WE GREW UP IN SADDLE, YOU WILL DIE IN ONE!

Sounds like he says "We grew up in istanbul, you will die in one" though, cracks me up everytime.

And the "MY SWORD IS MY LIFE AN HONOUR" voice, sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Haha that movie was awesome Fei Dao, laughed until I cried.

 

[amade]

My favourite line:
"Hand over your gold and valuables now!"

And I like a lord who really speaks his feelings:
"You heap of filth! I'll make you wish you'd never been born."

 

[Tiberius]

"We'd like to have a word about your purse and your belongings."

 

[Grim Reaper]

Also

隐藏

BEARCLAW!

I see what you did there. And I agree.

 

[golin]

my favorite is "BEARCLAW!" but "ill make you wish you never left the military" is good to

 

[Tiberius]

Our first s(TROLL) are we?

 

[fisheye]

And, lo, our hero hath prevailed with much might of arms, for he hath single-handedly stormed the mighty city of Sargoth, slaying the vile King Ragnar in single combat on the walls. And when it was time for the new king of the nords to take his rightful place, the new liege did reward his most erstwhile champion with an unforeseen outburst in which he complained of a sore lack of threads and a terrible lack of tailors in his new domain.

Lethwin Far-seeker:

NO STRING!

 

[SwordChest]

I will tear you LIMB from LIMB



Not if I haz ma speare!

 

[Simo]

I will tear you LIMB from LIMB

That's the best one. "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" sounds very schwarzeneggerish. A proper "lol" when I heard it the first time.

 

[SwordChest]

I will tear you LIMB from LIMB

That's the best one. "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" sounds very schwarzeneggerish. A proper "lol" when I heard it the first time.

Disturbing... pic...*faint, vomiting*

 

[Sorkenlol]

I will tear you LIMB from LIMB

That's the best one. "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" sounds very schwarzeneggerish. A proper "lol" when I heard it the first time.

Haha, they must've used Schwarzenegger for some of the voice acting, like the one "I live by the sword" or whatever he says, sounds exactly like Schwarzenegger.

 

[Vulkan]

"You impudent whelp! I'll crush you!"

 

[Fawzia dokhtar-i-Sanjar]

"We'll have our pay or we'll have our fun."

 

[hayabusa12]

"TODO"

 

[The Mercenary]

"str=companion11backstorya"

 

[hayabusa12]

"No thank you sir, and keep your hands away from my purse."