DanAngleland 说:

yes, I'm not the most festive and exciting person, that's for sure. What have you given/received done/will be doing today?
Woke up
Opened stockings
Showered
Ate breakfast (bacon and pancakes etc etc fruit)
Opened present
Did ****
Opened present
Helped with Christmas dinner
Opened present
Ate Christmas dinner
Opened present
Did some ****
Etc
Forgot dunno
Dunno
Opened present
Whatever
Ate sandwich with turkey gash
Opened present
Gash
Presents:
4 button-up tunics
5 pairs of toe coddlers
2 hosa with groin bridge
3 woolly t-shirts with long arm tubes
3 vinyls (band on the run, erasure album, John shuttleworth greatest hits)
22 Japanese woodywoodblock inky picture plates
1 tin of ravioli
Homo seduction manual
Tintin meme-orribilia from Belgium Horrible GIFs of Tin Tin
1 Apollo 13 poster
1 of those boxes that closes itself when you push the switch
1 snuff movie
My sister fondled me under the mistletoe, we regret nothing