Meat fleet or half-peen?

[Ruthven]

I don't get the purpose of circumcision. It makes no difference, except a little length, but...

 

[Ambalon]

And its not like the foreskin makes your **** actually bigger.

 

[bugman]

Its very simple.

One day a man named Bob wrote a book and called it the bible. He proudly proclaimed "I can get a million followers" before distributing it. Everyone was impressed. Everyone, that is, cept Barney. Barney wanted true power and wrote another version of Bob's book, but made it so that everyone who followed his book cut his penis.

It was the day Bob learned from Barney what true power really is.

 

[Ravenheild]

Apparently I'm in the minority here

 

[Ruthven]

I get it. He was showing off how many people he could get to believe his silly stories by having them cut off bits of their baby son's penii. If you can get them to do that, you could probably get them to throw themselves off cliffs too.

 

[Seff]

Yeah, or gather in a building once a week to compare clothing.

 

[Ruthven]

Yeah, or gather in a building once a week to compare clothing.

And sap all those people into giving the priests money just 'cause.

 

[Seff]

Yup, that too.

 

[Ravenheild]

Its about gathering together to share common beliefs which isn't doing anything wrong. The penis thing is a bit odd though.

 

[Corndawg]

Haha, you have painful erections.

Not yet...besides, I'm not sure. My health teacher may have misinformed the class about it.

What on earth do you mean "not yet"? You don't get erections? Or are you too fat to tell? 

I mean I haven't had any painful erections yet.

 

[Ruthven]

Haha, you have painful erections.

Not yet...besides, I'm not sure. My health teacher may have misinformed the class about it.

What on earth do you mean "not yet"? You don't get erections? Or are you too fat to tell? 

I mean I haven't had any painful erections yet.

But you might get some in the future? That sucks. The only time my erections are painful is if I'm lying on my stomach or I'm wearing a cup.

 

[Corndawg]

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Haha, you have painful erections.

Not yet...besides, I'm not sure. My health teacher may have misinformed the class about it.

What on earth do you mean "not yet"? You don't get erections? Or are you too fat to tell? 

I mean I haven't had any painful erections yet.

But you might get some in the future? That sucks. The only time my erections are painful is if I'm lying on my stomach or I'm wearing a cup.

There's a surgery to fix it, which I'll get if it causes problems, which is likely.

Edit: Your logic on the positions in which erections cause pain is unbreakable.

 

[butscrew]

It says somewhere that I am Anglican, but I don't believe in God and don't give a rats arse for religion of any kind, you can't even call me athiest because that in itself is a belief and a religion no matter what you guys think and pretend it is. I do prefer it this way as to tell you the truth it looks better in my opinion. But true I don't know what having a foreskin is like because I 'apparently' was so cruelly robbed of the chance.

But hey I have never had complaints about it from sluts and virgins alike. Ok well there was a few complaints from Virgins because well you know it hurts like hell for women the first time. But it is usually a mix of amazement, fulfillment, satisfaction and pain. I am proud of my mighty phallus because it looks so damn good, if I was gay I would marry myself. I even have a beauty spot down there, due to running around in the hot Australian sun naked a lot when I was a kid. It enhances the cuteness like Cindy Crawford or Marilyn Monroe apparently. Yeah thats right, my penis has been compared to a supermodels face in beauty, how many of you bastards can say the same

 

[Ambalon]

Short version:
Atheism is stupid and you can't say otherwise because it'll just support the theory I pulled out of my arse. Oh, and I contradict myself.
I pay for sex and that makes me awesome and your opinion irrelevant. Oh, and I'm gay for talking too much about my penis' appearance.

 

[Corvus]

butscrew, you have a mole on your penis, get over yourself.

 

[Ruthven]

butscrew, you have a mole for your penis, get over yourself.

fixed.

 

[butscrew]

Short version:
Atheism is stupid and you can't say otherwise because it'll just support the theory I pulled out of my arse. Oh, and I contradict myself.
I pay for sex and that makes me awesome and your opinion irrelevant.

Really you pay for sex? I guess Brazilian chicks really don't put out. But I don't agree with you that Atheism is stupid. I don't think it is, just I am not really an atheist despite not believing in god.

EDIT: How can I get over myself when I am just so awesome?

 

[Ambalon]

butscrew, you think people care about how your penis looks like, get over yourself.

fixed.

fixed.

 

[Orj]

I think I will point out that circumcision reduces the risk of catching and/or transmitting STD's considerably.

 

[Corndawg]

How so?