Meat fleet or half-peen?

[arbites_augmented]

Toting the turtleneck, yessir.

Wearing the stretchy cloak?

 

[FrisianDude]

Fully armoured for me. *Sniff.*

What? You'd rather have your fireman cut off?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

DNLH made me sad. 


PS: I think the proper term would be cut up.

 

[Seff]

We already had a size discussion - it wasn't very honest.

 

[Do not look here]

DNLH made me sad. 

My apologize, I must admit I was wrong.

We already had a size discussion - it wasn't very honest.

but not totally wrong

 

[Magorian Aximand]

*sigh*

Guess I'm not one of the cool kids.

 

[Temuzu]

What if I say my flagship has many sails?

 

[butscrew]

What if I say my flagship has many sails?

Then you would have a flagship with many sails and an unclean dirty cock ya heathen.

I am snipped and proud of it, all females who have admired the screwer prefer circumcised **** instead of men who need foreskin to make their cocks appear bigger. It was done to me just a couple of days after I was born and it has saved me a lot of time on penis hygiene ever since. No need to lift the skin back and get rid of all that gross bacteria and **** that builds up under a foreskin.

The only down side of it, is that because my head is more exposed I am more prone to getting jerked off by pants with a zipper. I am serious it happens to me, mostly because I wear boxers and my pants are where my hips are and not the waist. If you see me smiling at you, I am being polite. If you see me smiling into space it probably means that with every step I take, I feel like a woman is caressing my little head.

 

[Seff]

All females who have admired the screwer prefer circumcised **** instead of men who need foreskin to make their cocks appear bigger.

You mean in the same way that all men like small tits when talking to small-titted women?

 

[butscrew]

All females who have admired the screwer prefer circumcised **** instead of men who need foreskin to make their cocks appear bigger.

You mean in the same way that all men like small tits when talking to small-titted women?

nope. But hey if you need that foreskin to give you that extra inch or two because you have a tiny penis then that is your prerogative.

 

[Corndawg]

Haha, you have painful erections.

Not yet...besides, I'm not sure. My health teacher may have misinformed the class about it.

 

[Tibertus]

It's more like the optical inch you get from shaving, it's not actually bigger, just looks bigger.

 

[Seff]

But hey if you need that foreskin to give you that extra inch or two because you have a tiny penis then that is your prerogative.

I'm not sure you understand how a foreskin works

 

[Taimat396]

Cosy in the cradle.


...Yes, that was the best I could come up with. I spent five minutes. Should I slap myself now and save whoever I next meet the trouble?

 

[Ruthven]

Haha, you have painful erections.

Not yet...besides, I'm not sure. My health teacher may have misinformed the class about it.

What on earth do you mean "not yet"? You don't get erections? Or are you too fat to tell? 

 

[Seff]

Maybe as in "I haven't had a painful erection yet"? Or do we assume that he's had all the erections he'll ever have?

 

[Ruthven]

Maybe as in "I haven't had a painful erection yet"? Or do we assume that he's had all the erections he'll ever have?

Well if it hasn't happened yet why would it in the future? Maybe growth I suppose...

 

[Ambalon]

Long sleeves, sire!

And the three last posts made me laugh uncontrollably.

 

[Ruthven]

Also, I was mixed up in IRC, at first I thought it was a reference to homosexuality. When I discovered what it was, I decided to just go along with it.

So, yes, I have my turtleneck still intact.

 

[AWdeV]

What if I say my flagship has many sails?

*snip*

You're awfully proud of something absolutely useless, potentially painful and completely done without your consent, aren't ya?