Max Hardberger: Repo man of the seas

[El Perro Finlandese]

Max Hardberger makes his living by stealing back stolen cargo ships, beating pirates at their own game from Haiti to Russia.

Cool.

 

[Elisianthus]

Sounds like a fairly decent chap.

 

[Mulek]

Nice find 

 

[Suspect-Device]

The only man who could defeat Chuck Norris.

 

[Tuckles]

His name is HARDBERGER. **** man.

 

[Seltus]

Names Hardberger. Max Hardberger.
That's movie material, right there!

 

[Tuckles]

And videogame apparently.

 

[FrisianDude]

Heh, awesome.

 

[AWdeV]

Haha, rocking. Although I did expect more boarding action.

 

[Suspect-Device]

He fights his wars with beer and whores.

 

[socks]

Max Hardberger. No wonder he does such awesome stuff, he has to live up to his own name.

 

[Oyipggy]

The man steals...cargo ships...

Hold on now, what?!

 

[Tibertus]

Certified bad ass.

 

[rebelknight]

 

[Almalexia]

Not as cool as Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. **** you not, real name.

 

[AWdeV]

Much cooler than staff sergeant Max Pussmaster. That's a name that's just trying too hard.

 

[Lyze]

My favourite comment on the site is this one:
"I guarantee that whenever Hardberger goes into a bar, there's some massive, surly guy already there who recognises him and, with a look on his face ready for murder, yells "What the hell are you doing here you double-crossing son of a *****!". Hardberger looks him straight in the eye and says "Just wanted to see if you were still as big a ***** as you ever were."

The big guy will be about to punch Hardbergers lights out when they'll both burst into laughter and give each other manly bear hugs, reminiscing about that time in Santa Marta.

Every time."

 

[Lord Burgess1]

I want his penis.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

I want his genetic material.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Werido.