Man Arrested after ejaculating during a pat-down (frisk)

[galactic bum]

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

I don't see how that can be his fault when they did the patting.

Perhaps because he didn't tipped tsa agent.

 

[Urlik]

I have a 12 inch penis

In your mouth?

only the glans.
that's the advantage of having a 12 inch penis.
no need to have a rib removed to autofelate 

 

[mor2]

i bet that at least half of the males who read that, just doubled over, to see how far can they get 

 

[Tibertus]

I already know that I can do it. 

 

[Evilknightz]

Lucky. I've stretched for years..I'm still three inches away! ****ing .3mm penis!

 

[Tibertus]

Do gymnastics.