Man Arrested after ejaculating during a pat-down (frisk)

[Feragorn]

Keep telling yourself that.

i dont need a 10inch ****, screw like the energizer bunny for 10 hours and finish with 10 bucket loads of ***  thank you but i am quite happy with what i got 

I had something similar happen to me after a large black man ran his hand up my inside leg during a club search in Ibiza.

i thought that Tibertus was the resident gay guy

But your girl isnt...

 

[mor2]

and how would you now 

 

[Feragorn]

They never are.

Well, after I'm done with them they never are. 14 inches doesn't lie.

 

[Tibertus]

Keep telling yourself that.

i dont need a 10inch ****, screw like the energizer bunny for 10 hours and finish with 10 bucket loads of ***  thank you but i am quite happy with what i got 

I had something similar happen to me after a large black man ran his hand up my inside leg during a club search in Ibiza.

i thought that Tibertus was the resident gay guy

Yes you do.

Also, I'm the straightest guy here.

 

[McBeverage]

Also, I'm the straightest guy here.

Only because I finished fapping a little while ago, and am now limp.

 

[mor2]

They never are.

Well, after I'm done with them they never are. 14 inches doesn't lie.

everyone like to experiment but it doesnt mean that they do, its not the size that does it, its what you can do with it, the more of it the freer you are in your position choice.
the way i see it at certain point its just a bother you need to be more careful and its uncomfortable when your thought wonder and your friend deiced to stretch during the day

 

[Tibertus]

You have the grammar skills of a drunk 8 year old.

 

[mor2]

if you just noticed my english suck, you either have an IQ of 8 year old or the memory of 80 

 

[Tibertus]

Nope.

 

[BEAST]

Wow, gay people ejaculate!

Hard beasting,
BEAST

 

[Urlik]

I have a 12 inch penis

隐藏

but I don't use it as a rule 

 

[mor2]

  any more e-penises? otherwise Burgess is the winner with OVER 9m one

 

[Theo]

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

I don't see how that can be his fault when they did the patting.

 

[Tibertus]

I have a 12 inch penis

In your mouth?

 

[gamerwiz09]

I have a 12 inch penis

In your mouth?

Up his bum?

 

[Lord Burgess1]

I have a 12 inch penis

In your mouth?

I've had an 8 inch in my backgarden.

 

[Tibertus]

I remember that. How did that feel for you?

 

[mountaindblade21]

What happened to being the straightest guy here?

 

[Amroth]

There is no such thing as a straight male on TaleWorlds.

 

[FrisianDude]

Oh.