Man Arrested after ejaculating during a pat-down (frisk)

[Slawtering]

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

Il let you lot have a look at this a bit further in the link above though I must admit when I got frisked by that sexy blonde I don't think it got that bad.

Found it after looking at other links in this threads links.

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,147397.0.html

 

[Adorno]

"Percy Cummings". Oh come on, that's a stupid joke.

 

[AWdeV]

Heh. Yeah, I saw the link there too but didn't read it. "Percy Cummings, the Gay interior designer from San Francisco" is a bit iffy though. Has to be a joke as Adorno said. Too much bad pun and stereotype to actually happen.

 

[Slawtering]

It may be but it was a good read.

 

[Archonsod]

And surely he could counter-claim the agent was molesting him.

 

[Ambalon]

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

Well yeah...

 

[Slawtering]

Ive had a look and its on quite a few websites.

 

[Urlik]

with a name like Percy Cummings it has to be a joke.

Percy is an old slang term for penis so his name is Penis Ejaculating.

 

[Tibertus]

It was me.

 

[Seltus]

This is as fake as my 9 inch penis.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Mines over 9000 Grauuuuu (mm that is)

 

[Feragorn]

Mines over 9000 Grauuuuu (mm that is)

You have a nine meter penis?

 

[Lord Burgess1]

OVER 9000!

 

[Urlik]

meme alert

 

[AWdeV]

If I see that ****ing meme one more time...

 

[Vovolov]

OVAH NINETHOUSAND

There you go, I did it.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

If I see that ****ing meme one more time...

Your rage level will be OVER 9,000?!

 

[mor2]

This is as fake as my 9 inch penis.

bah, huge dicks are over rated, we dont really need more than the 6.5 norm 

 

[Tibertus]

This is as fake as my 9 inch penis.

bah, huge dicks are over rated, we dont really need more than the 6.5 norm 

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[mor2]

Keep telling yourself that.

i dont need a 10inch ****, screw like the energizer bunny for 10 hours and finish with 10 bucket loads of ***  thank you but i am quite happy with what i got 

I had something similar happen to me after a large black man ran his hand up my inside leg during a club search in Ibiza.

i thought that Tibertus was the resident gay guy