Lightning ass

[Bulle]

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/lightning-exits-womans-bottom/story-e6frflri-1111112332029

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

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"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

Holy crap!

 

[Suspect-Device]

I guess that lightning.

*Puts on sunglasses*

Struck it in her pooper.

 

[Elisianthus]

Blimey.

 

[Dryvus]

Aaaahahahahaha!

 

[AWdeV]

Damn. Now I'm curious whether or not it could have lit a lightbulb stuck in her ass.

 

[Buxton]

Apparently light does shine out of her backside.

 

[Regendur]

Croatian city of Zadar

Thought that said Zendar.

 

[vadermath]

That's the Balkans for ya; We eat lightning and fart thunder.

 

[Lueii]

FREEDDOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

 

[Dryvus]

That's the Balkans for ya; We eat toothpaste and fart lightning.

Fixed.

 

[Nahkuri]

That's the Balkans for ya; We eat lightning and fart thunder.

 

[Pjoo]

Remember kids, brushing your teeth is dangerous!

 

[AWdeV]

Naw, only if you drink straight from the tap. Apparently the balkanites haven't mastered the arts of making and using cups yet.

 

[Suspect-Device]

Yeah, you never drink from the tap, I was told that when I was a kid.

Silly Balkanites.

 

[FrisianDude]

 

[Gothic Knight]

I guess that lightning.

*Puts on sunglasses*

Struck it in her pooper.

More like out of it lol. Good thing she survived though.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Naw, only if you drink straight from the tap. Apparently the balkanites haven't mastered the arts of making and using cups yet.

Ow, we do know of cups and glasses and stuff but a lot of us prefer not to use them if we don't have to share our drinks.
It's more efficient and lets us use the cash we'd waste on cleaning the stuff for more booze.

 

[mournful]

This reminds me of stories about homeless guys peeing on the third rail in NYC subways and well... you get the picture.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

That's bull****.
Mythbusters said so.

 

[mournful]

Well I looked it up, and what do you know... you're right.