Let's have a suit and tux whoreoff

[Seff]

LL: Bodyshot, man! We need the goods!

 

[Ambalon]

I can't find a pic where I'm alone, so I'm not posting. And I'm not putting a suit just for taking pics. Maybe I can find one and crop it.

 

[Buxton]

I think this is the only picture I have of me in my old sixth form uniform:

 

[Seff]

I like your smile, Bux.

 

[Eino]

SMile? More like fret.

 

[Ambalon]

We need eyebrows to tell what his facial expression should be like.

 

[Buxton]

I've got alopecia.

 

[CJ1145]

For shame, Buxton. I know for a fact you can make a better robot face than that.

Also a hint. I am one of these chaps.

 

[Buxton]

I say either McLovin' lookalike, or tiny-headed guy.

 

[CJ1145]

Nope, not McLovin. And which tiny-headed guy? White tiny-head or black tiny-head?

 

[NOVGOROD]

I think this is the only picture I have of me in my old sixth form uniform:

If there's valium made for boxheads, you need to take it 

 

[Earl_of_Rochester]

Not bad old boy, tho it is incredibly bad form to have all the buttons done up, it either has to be the top for a 2 button or the centre for a 3 button, so I'm told, it may differ in America. London has lot's of silly & pretentious rules about suits & the city & I only ever discovered them when I moved here, beforehand I had all the fashion sense of a bingo caller. Apparently grey is smart, black for funerals & only a cad would wear brown (no brown in the town). Incidentally, I have a partiality for brown suits!

Good shoes like brogues or Oxfords are also a must as the trousers will look baggy without them, I can't afford bespoke just yet so most of my suits are a good buy off the peg & then cheaply altered semi-bespoke from some oik in town. It's not the nametag or where you got it, (although Savile Row will always impress) it's all about the cut & making sure it fits properly!

Also, another silly Brit rule is that formal jackets must have 3 vents, Italian jackets usually have one & any without are probably of dodgy German origin. I must confess I own one with no vents but haven't got round to having it tailored, one wouldn't want to be mistaken for a foreigner.

I'll have to dig out some pics, I'd be interested to hear what the American rules for are for sartorial etiquette, the TV show Frasier seems to be keen on Italian cut.

~EoR

 

[Seff]

It's dark blue with grey pinstripes, though you can't tell.

 

[Earl_of_Rochester]

There was a thread earlier about the point of Monarchy & my retort was imperial style, this is what I meant:

You can't go wrong by immitating the suit of a Regal Prince, if anyone knows how to dress like gentlemen it would be their Royal Highnesses.

EoR

 

[Tibertus]

The closest thing to a suit that I own. Old pic.

 

[Seff]

I approve.

 

[Jhessail]

Hmm, having seen both your suit and your equipment, I'll have to admit that Seff is certainly a bangable male.

 

[CJ1145]

Hmm, having seen both your suit and your equipment, I'll have to admit that Seff is certainly a bangable male.

Why are we talking in  such a strange  way?  It doesn't make any  sense.

 

[Seff]

I might have to send you a picture for that to make sense, yes.


Jhess: <3

 

[Earl_of_Rochester]

BTW Seff that's a nice set, I'm curious what the inside lining may be like too. It's a nice conservative colour for job interviews etc, I'm quite jealous as I don't have any darkish grey suits, mine are all rather garish.

Tibertus sir you do look dashing! Might I enquire if you have any with fishnets or stockings for eer, personal use?

EoR