Large (extinct) snakes found

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

The length and width of these snakes almost match the size of Pavlov's penis.

 

[ealabor]

Well the old saying that fact is stranger than fiction rings true here. Seems this snake is bigger than the one in Anaconda 


Still makes me wonder what they have tucked away in the depths of South American forests though.

 

[Voutare]

Damn.  2,500 pounds is a lot.

 

[Raz]

"At its greatest width, the snake would have come up to about your hips,"

Oh my ****ing god.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I'd just get it in a fistfight. Ain't got no arms 'as it.
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[TyrannicWolf]

I want one! I wonder how many cows you would have to feed it per week... 

 

[Kobrag]

Don't bother, they'd only feed on stereotypical Americans. 

 

[thesneakster]

Didn't this happen a couple of months back?

Reminded me of this

 

[AWdeV]

Oh yeah, that IS an awesome critter. No need even for the hassle of constricting; just devour the Aurochs in one go.
Granted, it might trample through the snakes' stomach... 



Before-post edit: ****, this was ages before Aurochses were around.

Also, that is one silly but badass fight-idea.

 

[Dain Ironfoot]

The pun at the end is terrible.

 

[mrcrotch]

If I seen that I'd cry so much.

 

[Elenmmare]

Old news is old.

Nah, but friggin awesome. Amazon is still full of dinosaurs, no doubt.

 

[FrisianDude]

Well, dinosaurs... I do think there are quite a few cool critters there, though.

 

[Chris119119]

Don't bother, they'd only feed on stereotypical Americans. 

lol your the stereotypical one

 

[Pavlov]

Don't bother, they'd only feed on stereotypical Americans. 

lol your the stereotypical one

Gay, English, and weighing less then a Vietnamese hooker? The hell part of America you been in?

 

[xXDont-knowXx]

43 foot and 2500 pounds?
That's longer then some full grown T-rex's.

But Jesus, that's huge..makes me worries about global warming.

 

[Chris119119]

Don't bother, they'd only feed on stereotypical Americans. 

lol your the stereotypical one

Gay, English, and weighing less then a Vietnamese hooker? The hell part of America you been in?

Wtf?

 

[ash12181987]

43 foot and 2500 pounds?
That's longer then some full grown T-rex's.

But Jesus, that's huge..makes me worries about global warming.

Meh Don't worry lol.

This is old news though, freaken awesome news, but still old. Predator-X is as good, if not better IMO

Edit: The article in nature is pretty good, I'd recommend it to anyone here on the forums, Wish I could give a link.

 

[Elenmmare]

It is.